So, this is my first post. Been hobbying for a while in the niagara region, but moved out to ottawa. Well, this weekend has been quite interesting. I have been lurking around here for a while so i might know where to go that WONT be a rip off. I call many, many providers, be it MA or SP, but no one will answer their phone. So I end up going back to michelle's. Saw peaches there for a nice massage. Very nice woman she is. Upon leaving, I am still not completely satisfied though.
I hit the phones again. No one is answering, no one who might be worth my time that is. I end up calling Tokyo Rose. hmmm... I actually get through. And the woman on the line tells me they have two women there. Before I get into this, I know this place has been reviewed before, mostly not great reviews. But the last one I could find was from last year, and I figured maybe some things have changed... keeping in mind I just moved here and am naive about alot.
So I get there, and there is only one woman working at this point, some japanese girl. Ok, thinks I, I will wait to make my judgement till I see her. Well, as far as Japanese woman go, this one was a giant! nice looking, but not your typical asian woman. Whatever, I proceed, because I took a cab out here and I might as well.
I go take a shower, and the bathroom reeks of urine. It reminds me of some of the brothels in Thailand, where the women are basically slaves, living in squalid conditions. But I took a cab here and am not quite ready to quit yet.
So I go to the room where a massage table is sitting and a bed. The atmosphere of the room is not much different than the bathroom, still has the lingering stench as well.
I lie on the massage table, and do my waiting.
She arrives a few minuits later. She sees me lying on my stomach, so tells me to roll over. So I do. At which point she immediately rolls on the protection. So I tell her my name and tell her its nice to meet her... like a polite person would I suppose.
Well, to make a long... well really not so long actually... story short, the event was mechanical. She was quite tight, I will give her that. Maybe if she quit chewing gum throughout the session, maybe if she would take a minute before the session to talk, maybe if the place didn't stink to high hell, it might have been nicer.
To top it all off, as I am leaving, I ask if I can borrow the phone to call a cab home. He calls for me. I can hear him but not see him. Stupid me from Niagara trusts him, and goes away. Half an hour later I end up walking to find a pay phone. Somehow, this whole experience reminded me of some cheap joint in the orient. (not to be confused with the quasi cheap places in the orient where they actually give a rats ass about their clientele, and the continuation of their business.
So, would I repeat... hmm.. nope. I think I am turned off the whole scene at this point. I came home and washed myself with whiskey so there would be no more germs.
would I recommend this place, well, no.
I think I have covered everyting I need to.
Oh, one more thing. Tingtings place, GREAT massage, but a little too much teasing. As all the other reviews say.
I know C&M is supposedly quite good, but is there maybe anyone in town that might be just as memorable, that maybe answers their phone? (preferably not when they are with a client, never saw that in niagara, but out here it just seems commonplace!)
sorry for the rant. I just got home after an hour of waiting for taxi's.
I hit the phones again. No one is answering, no one who might be worth my time that is. I end up calling Tokyo Rose. hmmm... I actually get through. And the woman on the line tells me they have two women there. Before I get into this, I know this place has been reviewed before, mostly not great reviews. But the last one I could find was from last year, and I figured maybe some things have changed... keeping in mind I just moved here and am naive about alot.
So I get there, and there is only one woman working at this point, some japanese girl. Ok, thinks I, I will wait to make my judgement till I see her. Well, as far as Japanese woman go, this one was a giant! nice looking, but not your typical asian woman. Whatever, I proceed, because I took a cab out here and I might as well.
I go take a shower, and the bathroom reeks of urine. It reminds me of some of the brothels in Thailand, where the women are basically slaves, living in squalid conditions. But I took a cab here and am not quite ready to quit yet.
So I go to the room where a massage table is sitting and a bed. The atmosphere of the room is not much different than the bathroom, still has the lingering stench as well.
I lie on the massage table, and do my waiting.
She arrives a few minuits later. She sees me lying on my stomach, so tells me to roll over. So I do. At which point she immediately rolls on the protection. So I tell her my name and tell her its nice to meet her... like a polite person would I suppose.
Well, to make a long... well really not so long actually... story short, the event was mechanical. She was quite tight, I will give her that. Maybe if she quit chewing gum throughout the session, maybe if she would take a minute before the session to talk, maybe if the place didn't stink to high hell, it might have been nicer.
To top it all off, as I am leaving, I ask if I can borrow the phone to call a cab home. He calls for me. I can hear him but not see him. Stupid me from Niagara trusts him, and goes away. Half an hour later I end up walking to find a pay phone. Somehow, this whole experience reminded me of some cheap joint in the orient. (not to be confused with the quasi cheap places in the orient where they actually give a rats ass about their clientele, and the continuation of their business.
So, would I repeat... hmm.. nope. I think I am turned off the whole scene at this point. I came home and washed myself with whiskey so there would be no more germs.
would I recommend this place, well, no.
I think I have covered everyting I need to.
Oh, one more thing. Tingtings place, GREAT massage, but a little too much teasing. As all the other reviews say.
I know C&M is supposedly quite good, but is there maybe anyone in town that might be just as memorable, that maybe answers their phone? (preferably not when they are with a client, never saw that in niagara, but out here it just seems commonplace!)
sorry for the rant. I just got home after an hour of waiting for taxi's.
