This sounds like one of Rusty's threads, but what the hell...

[drlove]

At about 3pm I was taking a dump in the toilet when my LF called and asked me what I was doing. Being a firm believer that honesty is always the best policy, I told her. Now, officially, she was thoroughly disgusted; however she was also laughing hysterically which leads me to believe she may have liked it.

She said it was TMI, and that I should have lied and told her something else. I told her I was just being truthful and that it was the principle of the matter. After all, she seems to get a kick out of flushing the toilet when I am on the phone with her, so I figure we're even.

BTW... she would absolutely kill me if she knew I was posting on Terb about this!! - LOL!!!

 

[drlove]

What a gas!

That wasn't the half of it! - ROTFLMAO

 

[PHNINE]

I talk on the phone when I am taking a dump all the time. Sometimes I think that is the only time of clarity I have. LOL

 

[baltimoron]

The Hyatt in Seattle has phones in the bathroom right next to the toilet, along with big marble bathtubs. I liked that, but ...

I don't want to be disturbed when I'm taking a dump; I need full concentration on the task at hand, especially the clean-up afterwards.

 

[PHNINE]

You clean up? That's what I'm forgetting...LOL

 

[baci2004]

Now it's turning into a SubDave thread!

 

[seymore]

thanks Baci for the clickable pic... made my day

 

[Homo Erectus]

Just remember to use the mute button when you are on conference calls for work.

 

[Spongbob]

I enjoy playing u sunk my battle sh@t while on the can