This Just In

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The Baron

I hope this study is flawed.
several months ago scientists at Europes annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer and suggested that men should take a look at there beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer in one hour. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight,talked excessively with out making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually,and refused to apologized when wrong.

No further study was planned

That's it i'm sticking to scotch

Baron
 
And Here I thought.....

......I was only squatting occassionaly to pee because the last woman to use the toilet had forgotten to put the seat back up!!

Willy
 
hmmm...this study may be flawed. Did they have a control group that was asked to drink scotch?
 
Sticking with rum...

I'm sticking with rum...though I have noticed that my hair is becoming braided like those Rastas from Jamaica...maybe I need to change to Puerto Rican rum...maybe it will turn me into Ricky Martin, swivel my hips and shake my ass and drive the women wild!!!! YEAH!! Oh wait, isn't JLO from there too? Never mind!!
 
The Baron said:


That's it i'm sticking to scotch

Baron


If you wanna drink it, you better stop leaving it at my house.

LMAO
 
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miranda said:



If you wanna drink it, you better stop leaving it at my house.

LMAO

Ya next time I bring a bottle its going to be water.


Baron
 
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The Baron said:


Ya next time I bring a bottle its going to be water.


Baron

You're so touchy!LMAO