This joke made me laugh:

[bemeup]

What do you call it when you’re eating out a woman and you suddenly freeze?
McConnellingus.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Completely unfunny to anyone who doesn't follow US political news.

 

[y2kmark]

Completely unfunny to anyone who doesn't follow US political news.

Pretty short shelf life as well, like what's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?