This funny thing happened....

[Jami77]

Fairly new to this - but so far I've had fun at AMPs.

Couple of fun things happened recently... One time I'm just enjoying the back massage - and she starts talking to me and I look up and shes completely naked - I have no idea how she did it whilst giving me the massage..... another time I go in and the therapist just stays in the room and says "ok get undressed" at which point I undress in front of her and get on the table. Are these things normal? I find it funny/interesting. Anyone else have any funny stories?

 

[unassuming]

While getting dressed after a session at an incall, All of a sudden, I was put in a headlock and taken to the floor, then I heard laughter, It was the agency owner that tackled me. I had previously told the SP that I saw that I wanted to meet the owner, lol

After shower and initial chit chat with SP, I informed her I had to take a pee before we start the fun, she followed me into the bathroom and continued chatting with me as I was pissing, lol

Went to a MP place where you meet the girls before choosing one for session. There was 2 blondes and a brunette, young and all attractive, I chose one of the blondes. She leads me to room and told me to get undressed and lie on table, and said I'll be back in a moment. So I'm lying there anticipating the fun, when all of a sudden all 3 came into the room, I was asked , "Do you want 3 girls?" I replied, "I didn't bring enough cash", They then said, "that's okay, don't worry about it". Had a great session with all 3 of them massaging me to a happy ending. Found out later that they only do it for guys they find attractive. Months later , as I was walking to an incall session with a new girl at escort agency, I ran into the blonde that I picked at the MP place walking the same way as I , found out that she was the new girl that I was about to see!, lol

 

[unassuming]

There's a thread from many years ago about funny incall moments, cannot find it...
anyways.....

Was on my way up to see an SP at Roommates, stepped off the elevator and headed towards apt. right when an SP was leaving , we looked at each other momentarily. I was leaving after the session and headed towards elevator, waited for elevator, when it arrived the same SP I saw earlier leaving was heading back to the apt. we looked at each other laughed about it.

Another session at RM, During session in the bigger room , Sp said she had to pee and left the room to use the bathroom just outside room, I then had urge to pee myself and saw this door in the room , opened it to see a toilet and peed. I then heard the SP come back into room and exclaimed " Oh No!, he's gone!" , I guess she didn't notice that my clothes were still on the armchair, she breathed a sigh of relief when I emerged , lol.

 

[kherg007]

Back in the old country, booked a new dark African lady at a higher end legal brothel in Sydney. Taking the train over to the closest stop which is a 6-7 min walk to brothel. On the train spot a very pretty ebony lady sitting in seats near door. I start thinking "if this new lady I booked is half as pretty as this lady on the train, it's going to be an outstanding punt!" I tried not to stare.
Train hits the stop, and she gets off at my stop. I work my way behind her, and notice she's walking where I would be walking. She exits the station and makes a left which is toward the brothel. OMG - is it her? We're on the street and I hang farther back as I don't want to creep her out. Now one more turn to the left is the brothel street...is she going to turn?? OMG she made the turn!
I hung back and walked back to the station to kill 5 mins as I was a bit early. Eventually walked over to brothel, rang bell, escorted Into one of the private rooms, and a few mins later she enters and boom! It's her! And she says "I saw you on the train!" And then I told her how i saw her and what I was hoping in my mind and holy crap we had an excellent session, and multiple follow ups.

 

[corrie fan]

Many years ago I started to see a beautiful, sexy MILF MPA. When I went into the spa she was usually at the front desk. She always introduced me to the other girls who were available. I always pretended to be interested in the other girls but my MILF and I both knew I would choose her. I kind of enjoyed our little conspiracy. After a while I started to call and make an appointment to see her. When we got to know each other well she started to stay in the room with me right from the start of the session. We made out for a while and helped each other undress.
At another spa that had a shower in a separate room attached to the massage room I returned from my post session shower to find my attendant chatting with her friend who also worked at the spa. I hesitated at the door because I wasn't comfortable with the other girl seeing me naked, She realized this and left, telling my attendant they would talk later.

 

[xmontrealer]

About 10 years ago I was at a semi-legit Asian spa. I was getting a happy ending, and I guess just as I climaxed her hand was on the upstroke, and I saw my jizz arcing through the air towards my face.

I instantly turned my head to avoid it. On my second spurt I caught her in her hair, but we were both laughing so hard from the first spurt that she didn't get pissed about it.

 

[corrie fan]

About 10 years ago I was at a semi-legit Asian spa. I was getting a happy ending, and I guess just as I climaxed her hand was on the upstroke, and I saw my jizz arcing through the air towards my face.

I instantly turned my head to avoid it. On my second spurt I caught her in her hair, but we were both laughing so hard from the first spurt that she didn't get pissed about it.

Something similar when I was much younger. I heard the spurt hit the sheet next to my head. She said, "wow, you're squirting all over the place today!"