This could explain the behaviour of a couple of our more colourful posters...

[toughb]

Parkinson Disease...

The progressive loss of voluntary and involuntary muscle control produces a number of secondary symptoms associated with Parkinson's. Most patients do not experience all of them, and symptoms vary in intensity from person to person.

Some secondary symptoms of Parkinson's disease include the following:

Constipation

Depression

Difficulty swallowing (dysphagia)–saliva and food that collects in the mouth or back of the throat may cause choking, coughing, or drooling

Excessive salivation (hypersalivation)

Excessive sweating (hyperhidrosis)

Loss of intellectual capacity (dementia)–late in the disease

 

[Perry Mason]

Ouch!

Perry

 

[a 1 player]

Parkinson Disease...

Some secondary symptoms of Parkinson's disease include the following:

Constipation

Don't think I have ever had that problem. A steady diet of chili peppers, cabbage and McDonalds works wonders.

Depression

Yeah I've got that... but try walking a mile in my shoes. Most people would have probably thrown a rope over the rafters if they were me by now. It used to bug me more, but I have come to the realization that with my shitty luck it must be a cosmic joke or something, so I just post about it so everyone can get a glimpse.

Difficulty swallowing (dysphagia)–saliva and food that collects in the mouth or back of the throat may cause choking, coughing, or drooling

I didn't get this belly by having problems stuffing my pie hole.

Excessive salivation (hypersalivation)

Only when she is undressing, or the smell of BBQ.

Excessive sweating (hyperhidrosis)

Indeed. Every time I am on top and have to hold this weight up.

Loss of intellectual capacity (dementia)–late in the disease

Never really had a lot of intellectual capacity to begin with, which is probably a good thing, keeps me from arguing more. I have always been a little demented, it keeps me sane.

5/6, time to get checked by the doctor I guess, seems I have most of the symptoms.

 

[Hurricane Hank]

How bad can it be a 1 player? You had a "just because" blowjob the other day. Who do I have to kill to get one of those?

 

[a 1 player]

How bad can it be a 1 player? You had a "just because" blowjob the other day. Who do I have to kill to get one of those?

Well, I wouldn't advise killing, but being a good friend and asking for one never hurt.

 

[calloway]

Since when is "constipation" colourful?

 

[toughb]

Since when is "constipation" colourful?

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Colourful = Striking in variety and interest

 

[calloway]

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Colourful = Striking in variety and interest

Interesting... I never knew Webster's dictionary had such an extensive description.