Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.

[Hyena]

Do stuped people have wisdom teeth?
why isn't toothpaste called teeth paste?
Why isn't eleven called onety- one?
Can a wise-ass be a dumb ass at the same time?
If a husband says or does anything and his wife isn't
around, is he still wrong?

 

[69Shooter]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

[nofrill]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

And why do I have to pay toll to use the freeway?

And why is it all jammed up on the expressway?

 

[The Saint]

Why do they call it "pulling your dick" when actually your stroking it?

 

[Stradler]

It is a snowy morning today and it had me wondering....how does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

 

[Don Draper]

Who wakes up the bugler?

 

[Ladyraven]

why is it called a blow job when I am sucking

 

[paulman77]

why is it called a blow job when I am sucking

lol good one, then it should be called a SUCK job!!

 

[Noir@heart]

Do stuped people have wisdom teeth?
why isn't toothpaste called teeth paste?
Why isn't eleven called onety- one?
Can a wise-ass be a dumb ass at the same time?
If a husband says or does anything and his wife isn't
around, is he still wrong?

Hmmmm....and you started this thread.

 

[SoftHands813]

"Why do we wash towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?"

- Steven Wright

 

[GPIDEAL]

How can water be described as 'hard'?

 

[Don Draper]

If you 'take' a pill or 'take' a nap (something you input) how can you 'take' a shit?

If it's something you have disposed of, then you certainly haven't taken it!

 

[Hyena]

Noir@heart.... good eye........smartass. lol

 

[Mikehorn]

Who knew Stephen Wright had a terb handle?

 

[djk]

Meet Philosoraptor.

http://www.quickmeme.com/Philosoraptor/

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