I stopped by a local high school last week to see a friend of mine who's a secretary there. When I got there I was inundated by the sight of girls in short-short-short skirts, better cleavage than some of my lovers, bare skin and jeans so tight you could see every dimple. When I mentioned this to my friend she said, "Oh, that's nothing. You should see them when they dress sexy."
Mind you, this is in February. It's friggin COLD.
Then last night I treated another friend and her two daughters to dinner. The elder daughter is an Avril lookalike, with the hair, makeup, cute shape and even a pretty decent singing voice.
She's fourteen years old. FOURTEEN. And I started to wonder if I could be arrested for my lacivious thoughts.
Where were these types when I was in high school???
*shakes his head in quiet wonderment*
Mind you, this is in February. It's friggin COLD.
Then last night I treated another friend and her two daughters to dinner. The elder daughter is an Avril lookalike, with the hair, makeup, cute shape and even a pretty decent singing voice.
She's fourteen years old. FOURTEEN. And I started to wonder if I could be arrested for my lacivious thoughts.
Where were these types when I was in high school???
*shakes his head in quiet wonderment*