These two priests are talking and ...

[Big Rig]

... and one priest tells the other priest about this Nun who confessed to being a cocksucker. He then asked the other priest what he should give her for penace. The other priest said "I usually give her $50."

 

[jackjackjohnson]

... and one priest tells the other priest about this Nun who confessed to being a cocksucker. He then asked the other priest what he should give her for penace. The other priest said "I usually give her $50."

I think this is one of the few jokes that predates the Catholic church.

 

[Big Rig]

I think this is one of the few jokes that predates the Catholic church.

 

[shakenbake]

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
The priest turned to the rabbi and asked,

"Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded,"Yes, that is still one of our laws."


The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied,

"Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."


The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.


A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest,


"Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith"



The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith."

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, and sat thinking, for about five minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said,

"Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"