Theres sometin in the Barrie water again

[Alexis696969]

Have ya noticed how many names have dropped out lately so far i have counted 6 from the papers ,not including numbers out of service still advertising .Lots of girls taking vacations now from all agencies until next year hmmm Looks like Santa clause is coming to town and he knows whos been bad or good ,so ya better be good for goodness sakes

 

[Svend]

I've been bad, Alexis696969.

 

[Shadowcommunicator]

I"ve noticed that there are more girls booking on when I call to see who's working. Maybe they need x-mas money!

 

[Alexis696969]

I've been bad, Alexis696969.

Once I figure out how to unwrapp this new tool Santa gave me

you can tell how bad youve really been

 

[Svend]

I beat the hell out of an elf today, Santa witnessed the whole thing.
I'm afraid that I'm not getting anything for a long time, but there was a lot of cheering in the mall when I nailed the twerp.

 

[Alexis696969]

I"ve noticed that there are more girls booking on when I call to see who's working. Maybe they need x-mas money!

Oh but of course everyone needs Xmas money ..even Santa clause needs Xmas money before New Years !


Most are on vacation ....cause they dont believe in Santa clause

 

[Alexis696969]

I beat the hell out of an elf today, Santa witnessed the whole thing.
I'm afraid that I'm not getting anything for a long time, but there was a lot of cheering in the mall when I nailed the twerp.

Did one of Santas helpers call you her hero then jingle your bells

 

[Svend]

The helpers sided with the little fucking elf, I'm guessing they all party together after hours and engage in perverted sex.
I've heard you've been bad lately, Alexis - you can't blame that on water every time.

 

[Alexis696969]

The helpers sided with the little fucking elf, I'm guessing they all party together after hours and engage in perverted sex.
I've heard you've been bad lately, Alexis - you can't blame that on water every time.

yes true im guilty ..I have been drinking bottled water the last few weeks

Or are you talking about the old song Banned on the run ? I cant remember who sings that song

 

[Tower]

Or are you talking about the old song Banned on the run ? I cant remember who sings that song

Sir Paul McCartney and Wings from the 70's when Linda was still alive.

 

[pussylicker]

I beat the hell out of an elf today, Santa witnessed the whole thing.
I'm afraid that I'm not getting anything for a long time, but there was a lot of cheering in the mall when I nailed the twerp.

You think you're bad, I flogged the 8 reindeer, whipped them into a frenzy, and pinned them to the mat. They almost broke the sound barrier, and now, Santa will have to wear a seatbelt this year. I also got caught diddling the Mrs. Clause. I had to hide under her big red dress when Santa came home, and of course I had my face stuffed in her nethers region, and Santa wondered why she had a SMILE on her face.

 

[Alexis696969]

You think you're bad, I flogged the 8 reindeer, whipped them into a frenzy, and pinned them to the mat. They almost broke the sound barrier, and now, Santa will have to wear a seatbelt this year. I also got caught diddling the Mrs. Clause. I had to hide under her big red dress when Santa came home, and of course I had my face stuffed in her nethers region, and Santa wondered why she had a SMILE on her face.

LOL your sure lucky Mrs Clause didnt scream out your name OH PUSSYLICKER as you were hiding