There's no glory in death...

[stang]

Yikes!!!
Shortly afterwards I bet the wife died of shame, LOL.



American Journal of Forensic and Medical Pathology, Vol 9, No. 3, 246-247, 1988

A neighbor was concerned to hear the vacuum cleaner running continuously for a long time, so she went next door to see what was up. There, she found her 57 year-old neighbor dead, slumped over the dining room table in a compromising position with the appliance. His legs and buttocks were wrapped in pantyhose and he had a table leg up his rectum. Turns out, he had a heart attack, more from the excitement of the moment than due to malfunction of the vacuum. Upon questioning, his wife admitted having caught him once before in congress with the vacuum cleaner. She also admitted not having had sex with him for the past five years.

 

[Eli]

See what happens when wives refuse sex to their husbands! Guys go crazy, wrap themselves in pantyhose, stick their penises in a hoover and impale themselves on a table leg!

I can see a T-Shirt that says "SPs Save Lives".

 

[Alexis696969]

See what happens when wives refuse sex to their husbands! Guys go crazy, wrap themselves in pantyhose, stick their penises in a hoover and impale themselves on a table leg!

I can see a T-Shirt that says "SPs Save Lives".

LMAO

 

[Esco!]

This story really sucks

 

[LancsLad]

I wonder if it had a HUMPA filter.

 

[stang]

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.

 

[Esco!]

He got really hosed on this one

 

[Jade4u]

I bet he would be happy that the neighbor did not catch him alive in that situation.

 

[LancsLad]

If this catches on, Hoover could market the Lewinsky model with a whole new set of attachments.

 

[danmand]

If this catches on, Hoover could market the Lewinsky model with a whole new set of attachments.

Nah, too heavy for most males.

 

[Berlin]

There, she found her 57 year-old neighbor dead, slumped over the dining room table in a compromising position with the appliance. His legs and buttocks were wrapped in pantyhose and he had a table leg up his rectum.

... well that explains. My uncle never let anyone touches his 30 year old vac.

 

[Carmelita Banks]

LOL...it's sad to see the lengths that soe will go to for pleasure, but die while in climax and in a few compromising positions now that's

 

[goodtime]

If this catches on, Hoover could market the Lewinsky model with a whole new set of attachments.

Back then, a 'sex' toy for some. Subject of some Penthouse letters.

 

[Svend]

Since nature abhors a vacuum, he's a sure bet to be in hell right now.

 

[jwmorrice]

I thought this story had to be a phony. However, it appears to be genuine. Go to http://www.blackwell-synergy.com/doi/pdf/10.1111/j.1556-4029.2005.00032.x?cookieSet=1
and take a look at page 145, "Miscellaneous" deaths. Doesn't confirm all the details but...

jwm