The world's most absurd warning signs and disclaimers

[alexmst]

Click on link to see them:

http://www.happyplace.com/4042/most-absurd-warnings-and-product-disclaimers

I liked the Apple one advising purchasers not to eat their new ipod shuffle.

Also the Carlton birthday card for a one-year-old girl that has a disclaimer on te back saying "Due to small parts this card unsuitable for children under three years of age".

 

[Blue-Spheroid]

These are funny, even though many of them have been clearly photoshopped for effect.