What if people started thinking of others - before themselves.
Nice guys finish last
What if all the food that gets plowed under every year by farmers was given to the hungry instead.
The local economies of the farmers would collapse due to the cost of labour, equipment and supplies needed for harvesting and distribution.
What if your first and last thought of the day was - how can I improve the world.
You would never get anything done.
What if everyone did as much as they COULD do, instead of as little as they HAD to do.
TERB postings would be way down.
what if you didn't have to go to the bathroom daily - but instead, "saved" it up for one big monthly expulsion?
Plumbing would look a lot different. downspouts and drains would be much wider.
what if you got the option of instead of paying taxes, you got to fist fight a member of the canadian military - if you won, you didn't have to pay that year?
There would be noone available to shoevel the snow.
what if the internet surfed YOU?
Thanks to spyware it does.
What if people stopped using the law as a shield enabling boorish behavior, acts of vandalism, and other asocial behavior?
assholes would run the world with bullying. Smart people would have to hide in underground labs to effect the progress of mankind
What if you saved up all your sperm for a month. Then let it all out in one big load
You actually diminish production with fewer releases.
What if men had the babies instead ?
- The population of the planet would be a few million.
- Abortion would be completely legal.
Men would proudly walk shirtless comparing belly prowess instead of boo hooing that they look fat
What if Jesus Christ appeared at the UN declaring his return ?
- Every Televanglist would run for cover for all the shit s/he has done in Jesus' name.
Ministers and priests would disguise themselves to avoid punishment for their treatment of altar boys.
What if Aliens appeared at the UN declaring their existance.
- Racism would take a whole new meaning as all blacks, whites, asians, men, women, etc, ... joined hand-in-hand to hate/fear these weird little freaks.
And then the anal probe trials would begin.
what if there were no SPs? would losers like me resort to microwaved melons?
And review boards would be comparing No Frills to Dominion, Honeydews to Cantalopes. I had a Sunkist (tm) Guava that yielded 3 SOG before it was saturated and unusable but YMMV
