The Perfect Day...
The Perfect Day for Her:
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Sauna, followed by a gentle massage, facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
1:30 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:30 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
5:30 Pick out expensive outfit for dinner, primp before the mirror
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:30 Make love
12:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
12:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
The Perfect Day for Him:
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blowjob
6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
7:00 Breakfast, filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport
8:15 DFW -Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ)
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blowjob
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
2:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless)crew
4:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1,249 lbs)
5:00 G4 back to DFW, massage & hand job enroute by naked Kathy Ireland
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore farm animal video released and authenticated. (Hillary has a secret mole, Al looks real cold)
7:30 Dinner, lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York steak
9:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
9:30 Sex with three women (preferably at least two with mixed race origin)
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 Bed (alone)
11:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves the room
11:55 Sleep
The Perfect Day for Her:
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Sauna, followed by a gentle massage, facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
1:30 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:30 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
5:30 Pick out expensive outfit for dinner, primp before the mirror
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:30 Make love
12:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
12:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
The Perfect Day for Him:
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blowjob
6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
7:00 Breakfast, filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport
8:15 DFW -Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ)
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blowjob
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
2:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless)crew
4:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1,249 lbs)
5:00 G4 back to DFW, massage & hand job enroute by naked Kathy Ireland
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore farm animal video released and authenticated. (Hillary has a secret mole, Al looks real cold)
7:30 Dinner, lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York steak
9:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
9:30 Sex with three women (preferably at least two with mixed race origin)
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 Bed (alone)
11:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves the room
11:55 Sleep
