The Masturbation Test

[Annessa]

Hello everyone,



Do you have your hand down your pants too much? Or not enough? The test may show you need to go out some more and meet some people, or maybe you should get some horny help.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=10096763592461194278

MASTERbator
Get your hands out of (or down) your pants!... You scored 57!

I'm not going to lie, you masturbate. Good for you! Don't be ashamed. Everyone is doing it! You don't do it too much, and yet you're ready and willing to explore. Fantabulous!​

Annessa
xoxo

 

[Hockey_MLnut]

MASTERbator
Get your hands out of (or down) your pants!... You scored 64!


Not bad at all.

 

[incognito]

Yay...i scored a 63 (thought i would score higher). Tell me something i don't know.

 

[baci2004]

MASTERbator
Get your hands out of (or down) your pants!... You scored 75! I'm not going to lie, you masturbate. Good for you! Don't be ashamed. Everyone is doing it! You don't do it too much, and yet you're ready and willing to explore. Fantabulous!

 

[pool]

MASTERbator

Get your hands out of (or down) your pants!... You scored 65!

 

[jeffham29]

44 SHYibator

It's a tough test to take for one who cannot masturbate. Oh well...

 

[baci2004]

Well....based on the other scores it looks as though I have a problem. Three times today already and I'm gearing up for one more; I guess I could look at it as money saved.

 

[001]

I scored 74. Not sure if that is a bad thing or a good thing.

 

[GIMME]

MASTERbator
Get your hands out of (or down) your pants!... You scored 63!
I'm not going to lie, you masturbate. Good for you! Don't be ashamed. Everyone is doing it! You don't do it too much, and yet you're ready and willing to explore. Fantabulous!

 

[xarir]

I win!!

Is this good or bad?!


Super MASTERbator
Get your hands out of (or down) your pants!... You scored 77!

Well well well....looks like we have a horny one on our hands. No pun intended! You might be abusing you're hormones, but you can't help that they are raging. I just hope you don't stay home everynight with you're porn collection! Oui? Oui!

 

[Talenc]

MASTERbator
Get your hands out of (or down) your pants!... You scored 61!

I'm not going to lie, you masturbate. Good for you! Don't be ashamed. Everyone is doing it! You don't do it too much, and yet you're ready and willing to explore. Fantabulous!

 

[hooktonsc]

62 - whew, for sure I thought I'd score higher...now if this was when I was 15 I think I would have scored 800.

 

[shakenbake]

I thought that.......

Hello everyone,



Do you have your hand down your pants too much? Or not enough? The test may show you need to go out some more and meet some people, or maybe you should get some horny help.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=10096763592461194278

MASTERbator
Get your hands out of (or down) your pants!... You scored 57!

I'm not going to lie, you masturbate. Good for you! Don't be ashamed. Everyone is doing it! You don't do it too much, and yet you're ready and willing to explore. Fantabulous!​

Annessa
xoxo

...a master baiter was an excellent fisher!

 

[Jade4u]

MASTERbator
Get your hands out of (or down) your pants!... You scored 65!
I'm not going to lie, you masturbate. Good for you! Don't be ashamed. Everyone is doing it! You don't do it too much, and yet you're ready and willing to explore. Fantabulous!

 

[goalie000]

I hit 73 on the SoreBoard, I'm going to say That's "GOOD" and practice makes Perfect!!!!!

 

[red]

just 38?

 

[BlahBlah]

Stunned to have only scored a 66

 

[kramer]

MASTERbator
Get your hands out of (or down) your pants!... You scored 59!


I would have scored myself much higher - not sure the accuracy of this test!

 

[freshbreath]

I hate registering for stuff, but the truth is every day without fail (unless I visited an MP)

in fact, I think I have developed a shoulder muscle problem because of it

 

[AdrenalinJunkie]

75. I can't believe I beat Cute!