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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

 
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farking holarious!!!! ......LMAORTFD

I know a couple of gits who might try it, evn a couple IBTG who would think hmmmmmm!
 
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Calling Tokyo.... come in Tokyo... LOL!

Personally, I think the controls are located in the nipples, just like an iPod... circle the nipple to scroll... push to select... right side for forward, left for back, etc... left nipple controls volume, right controls menu's...
 
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moresex4me said:
Calling Tokyo.... come in Tokyo... LOL!

Personally, I think the controls are located in the nipples, just like an iPod... circle the nipple to scroll... push to select... right side for forward, left for back, etc... left nipple controls volume, right controls menu's...
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LOL! Thanks for clarifying that for us MS4M! :p
 
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GDLLover said:
Batterires get damaged during overcharges. I heard a rumour that there are some women that quite like being over charged!
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Yes that's true... And if you are in a hurray 2 iBrators can be used simultaneously to speed up the process! (But be sure you don't use both iBrators in the same input!) :eek:
 
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Yes that's true... And if you are in a hurray 2 iBrators can be used simultaneously to speed up the process! (But be sure you don't use both iBrators in the same input!) :eek:
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You see the iBrator is actually a cheating short cut. The technology is so advanced it actually works better with biological inputs, and charges quicker with the number of input jacks used.
 
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moresex4me said:
You see the iBrator is actually a cheating short cut. The technology is so advanced it actually works better with biological inputs, and charges quicker with the number of input jacks used.
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You have tested this theory out personally "Captain Starfish"? LOL!

Personally I like the slow approach... only one biological output jack, utilizing all three inputs! It may take a little longer by I find it makes for a much better charge in the long run! ;)

I find it very effective to charge several iTit units simultaneously on occasion as well! In such a case, the iBrator does come in handy! ;-)
 
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