Cultural differences
I sincerely apologize for the twisted ways my mind operates. I read this article and my black sence of humour begins to take over.
Questions to Ponder
1. S&M - When they are giving these prostitutes the wholly deserved 275 lashes, do the Mullahs & Clerics sit around for a circle jerk?
2. Naming of Brothels - How would Iranian names go over in North America? With local agencies named "Nest of Devils" or Satan's Hand Maidens, would business improve?
Would the ladies working handles translate to "She who has offended Allah" or "Sticks and stones may break my bones but only the Ayatollah can truly hurt me".
3. If they really were to get deviant, would they not offer you a Scotch on the Rocks to get things going? If a Scottish hooker got caught, would it not then be Rocks on the Scotch?
4. If the brothel offers group orgies, do the women have to wear their Burkas? If so, how do you know it is a woman when going doggie style?
5. How do you have sex in the back seat of a camel? Does this change if the camel has two humps?
This may not be politically correct but WTF, anything goes in your local Islamic Republic.