The Happy Cooker who wasn’t a Hooker who is just a Looker-39

[Ibeefat]

First Email
“Hey HC I looking for some info, rates contact info etc. Thks”
Response
“First How old are you?”
(at this point Im thinking, ok she only want to see older gentlemen or younger guys, so I tell her my age)

Second Email
“Well HC I`m 40 years old but I look like I`m 30. Can I get some info please?”
No Response

Third Email
“Hey HC I haven’t heard from you, so assuming 40 years old is too old for you, np I`ll book with someone else.”
Response
“why would you say that,40 years old is a good age!
(at this point I`m thinking ok great but still no contact info)

Fourth Email
“Hey HC, still haven’t got any contact info, can you tell me what your rates are for one hour incall and if you provide bbbj?”
Response
“I charge 1000 dollars for bbbj, eck just kidding”
(at this point I thinking this girl is fuck, but I willing to keep trying because she may carry that evil sense of humor to bed and I liked her legs)

Fifth Email
“Hey HC, I like that, seems like you got and evil sense of humor about you. Now how about some info so we can hook up?”
Response
“Thanks, I charge 175 and only see one client per day. That’s why men get pissed at me.”
(ok, I never asked about why men get pissed at you and what was the 175 for hh or hour, and still no contact info)

Sixth Email
“Awesome HC, Is that 175 for an hh or hour I would like a number to call you to set something up. Or we can do it through email. Let me know”
No response
Final Email
OK. I can see that you are just f@#king around or F@#king crazy. Good luck at the HomeWood Hotel

Now if anyboy has had any luck booking:
The Kid
The Nutbar
The Man pretending to be a woman

Let us good folks Know.


http://kitchener.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1618207999.html

 

[kdkeld]

I don't think you're permitted to publish private correspondence...

 

[Saskatchewan]

I don't think you're permitted to publish private correspondence...

Maybe not, but it was still hilarious.

 

[Warrior666]

Maybe not, but it was still hilarious.

I second that ... lol ... you're very patient for sure, I would have given up after the 2nd one.

 

[PlayDanger]

lol wow she's fucked.. starting with her ridiculous ad and ending with this convo.. good luck finding business like that

 

[far_too_crazy]

I don't think you're permitted to publish private correspondence...

why not?
if he actually posted things like email addresses and such the admins may take notice but this is an actual review (of a service that never happened mind you)
besides, I am one of those people that ignores those footers on emails that say the email is private and confidential... you gave me rights to it the moment you sent it at my email box.

 

[kdkeld]

I am one of those people that ignores those footers on emails that say the email is private and confidential... you gave me rights to it the moment you sent it at my email box.

This thread and issue aside, you might what to familiarise yourself with copyright law...
The internet is less of a jungle than you'd like to think.

 

[PolrBear]

Went through the sam B S with her 2 years ago. Never did get my meal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ibeefat]

I don't think you're permitted to publish private correspondence...

ok before posting this I read Terbs rules. I did not post her name which was in the email, I dont htink I violate any rules laws etc. it was only after the 6th email I decided to post maunly because this is a review board and I want to inform fellow terbies of this.
If any one has a positive review of her then post it. If the moderators feel that this posting violates terb rules then they will take delete it.

The things we do to keep our nobs happy

 

[thagibbler]

I asked a few threads ago if anyone had TOFTT yet as I had e-mailed her and gotten a quick response. Her reply was the complete opposite of what you went through millwhite.

To sum it up:
Usual half hour rate is $120 but being her birthday week it is $80. Down with anything and everything except greek. Gave me her phone number and told me to call but give her an hour's notice.

Gonna pass though, seeing what her other personality is like.....pics weren't bad though.

 

[far_too_crazy]

last I checked in Canada you cannot copyright a conversation. reason being is that 2 parties would have rights to it.

maybe you should read up http://www.cipo.ic.gc.ca/eic/site/cipointernet-internetopic.nsf/eng/wr00506.html#no1
BTW that is the official government of canda site on copyrights and patents.

 

[professorsharp]

...looks like a tranny to me

 

[sweetcookie]

Some People!

First Email
“Hey HC I looking for some info, rates contact info etc. Thks”
Response
“First How old are you?”
(at this point Im thinking, ok she only want to see older gentlemen or younger guys, so I tell her my age)

Second Email
“Well HC I`m 40 years old but I look like I`m 30. Can I get some info please?”
No Response

Third Email
“Hey HC I haven’t heard from you, so assuming 40 years old is too old for you, np I`ll book with someone else.”
Response
“why would you say that,40 years old is a good age!
(at this point I`m thinking ok great but still no contact info)

Fourth Email
“Hey HC, still haven’t got any contact info, can you tell me what your rates are for one hour incall and if you provide bbbj?”
Response
“I charge 1000 dollars for bbbj, eck just kidding”
(at this point I thinking this girl is fuck, but I willing to keep trying because she may carry that evil sense of humor to bed and I liked her legs)

Fifth Email
“Hey HC, I like that, seems like you got and evil sense of humor about you. Now how about some info so we can hook up?”
Response
“Thanks, I charge 175 and only see one client per day. That’s why men get pissed at me.”
(ok, I never asked about why men get pissed at you and what was the 175 for hh or hour, and still no contact info)

Sixth Email
“Awesome HC, Is that 175 for an hh or hour I would like a number to call you to set something up. Or we can do it through email. Let me know”
No response
Final Email
OK. I can see that you are just f@#king around or F@#king crazy. Good luck at the HomeWood Hotel

Now if anyboy has had any luck booking:
The Kid
The Nutbar
The Man pretending to be a woman

Let us good folks Know.


http://kitchener.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1618207999.html

You can take this post down anytime now millwhite.I am 40(not a kid-lets take a look at who is being childish),I have all my faculties(not a nutbar),I am all woman(not a man).I had my reasons for not wanting to give YOU contact information or meet with you.Writing this negative review and repeating private e mails(like the way you changed it around also) is pure bullshit.As for the Home Wood Hotel,I've never heard of it although I'm sure you have.I didn't want to see you.Get over it you big baby.Next time you write a review you may want to have actually SEEN,BEEN WITH or at least SPOKEN to the SP first.Moron.I think YOU need to be reviewed.

 

[HOF]

LOL

Millwhite, you should have known better with a CL ad!

After the 2nd email, I would have said forget her.

Thank you for posting the information because it certainly shows Sweetcookie's lack of professionalism!

Sweetcookie, you should have just been straight with the guy if you had no intention of seeing him.

DON"T WASTE PEOPLE"S TIME!

 

[Bopper43]

LOL

Millwhite, you should have known better with a CL ad!

After the 2nd email, I would have said forget her.

Thank you for posting the information because it certainly shows Sweetcookie's lack of professionalism!

Sweetcookie, you should have just been straight with the guy if you had no intention of seeing him.

DON"T WASTE PEOPLE"S TIME!

I couldn't have said it better. Forget her, lets move on.......quickly! So little time and so many great gals out there. LOL

 

[sweetcookie]

I couldn't have said it better. Forget her, lets move on.......quickly! So little time and so many great gals out there. LOL

Now now gentlemen,lets not get your nickers all in a bunch.I'm sure there are much BIGGER and BETTER reasons to give an SP a negative review.Settle down,breathe deeply.Grab your pecker if thats what you need to do to get in a better mood and calm yourselves.What you fail to realize is that us ladies "talk" also,we just do it in a more mature and private manner.We have a blacklist of our own,shall we say.Stop kissing ass and act like gentlemen instead of a bunch of rejected horny schoolboys.If over this simple little thread you decide I am Not Worth The Time,then you most certainly are not worth mine.I prefer gentlemen with their own minds,that take the lead,show intelligence,respect and are mindfull of "the benefit of the doubt".I'll remember the names in your little gang.Remember you don't have to stick together,agree with eachother,or for lack of better words,stroke eachothers ego's.Thank you for the numerous replies I have recieved from the men and ladies alike.I find it intriguing and highly interesting what people have to say about "certain" hobbyists.For now I'll have to leave this silliness and get on with business.I may return when I'm bored and need a good laugh.All the love,
The Wonderful,The Great,The Fantastic And Delightfully Refreshing "Happy Cooker"

 

[sweetcookie]

P.S Professorsharp

Please post a photo of yourself,I'd like to have a gander and decide exactly what I think"You" look like to "me".

 

[Ibeefat]

You can take this post down anytime now millwhite.I am 40(not a kid-lets take a look at who is being childish),I have all my faculties(not a nutbar),I am all woman(not a man).I had my reasons for not wanting to give YOU contact information or meet with you.Writing this negative review and repeating private e mails(like the way you changed it around also) is pure bullshit.As for the Home Wood Hotel,I've never heard of it although I'm sure you have.I didn't want to see you.Get over it you big baby.Next time you write a review you may want to have actually SEEN,BEEN WITH or at least SPOKEN to the SP first.Moron.I think YOU need to be reviewed.

HC I gave you the benifit of the the doubt when you emailed after the fact of this post. You contacted me stating that you were inexpereinced in the world of SPing, Not familiar with terb, I made this information visiblle to all terbites so as to prtect them from the soap actresses of the world out there.

Clearly you are playing games not only with me but with other terbites.

Now that I have read this MY (email) APOLOGY RESCINDED.

you are a child, grow up

To everyone else stay clear

Moderators feel free to edit, delete what is necessary

Thank you Milly

 

[Ibeefat]

I couldn't have said it better. Forget her, lets move on.......quickly! So little time and so many great gals out there. LOL

I totally agree with both of you HOF and Bopper43. I should have jsut said fuck this shit after the first email, but you know what I think with my little head instead of my big head. All is is good, not booking with her has help me find a sexy gem. She had a NRP, and only sees so many clients. I dont want to betray her trust

 

[sweetcookie]

Yes maybe you should have,But you didn't say fuck this shit after the first e mail or when i ignored you and didn't write back.You decided to start this thread.'I' didn't book with 'you' millwhite.Please get it straight.I found out some interesting facts about you and decided against any further contact.I treat people the way they deserve to be treated and will continue to do so.I only say it as I see it,nothing made up for my own benefit or embellished.Funny how you feel free to cut women up left and right for the slightest reasons but when you are called on it Millwhite you get all defensive,making a mountain out of a mole hill.I stand by every word I've said.Once again,you should only review SP's you have SEEN,BEEN WITH or in the very least SPOKEN TO.In the meantime would you like some cheese with that wine?Please keep this thread going,I love all the responses I have been recieving and have been introduced to an array of wonderful gentlemen.The ladies have a lot to say also although they have a certain fear to speak out through posts or threads.I wonder why?Although I am on a short hiatus from "work",please feel free to mail me people.I think a lot needs to be said concerning the way 'some' SP's are being disrespected and portrayed.
All The Love,
The Happy Cooker