The Energizer Bunny

[Trapdoor]

The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was
caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...

 

[Sexy Violet]

Well, at least we can all leave the poor guy alone. I mean after he was arrested last year... oh, didn't you hear?

The energizer bunny was arrested for assault, then charged with battery

 

[greenii]

Update........

The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was
caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...

I heard now that they might rule this as foul play,they found finger prints on the battery that were not from the energizer bunny,after they lab processed the finger prints,they found a match with the guy from Duracell..he has been arrested and questioned....we will have to see how this turns out..

 

[K Douglas]

Well, at least we can all leave the poor guy alone. I mean after he was arrested last year... oh, didn't you hear?

The energizer bunny was arrested for assault, then charged with battery

Awww..............that's cheesy. Pass the carrot juice.