The common bond in Durham

Nov 11, 2006
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Listen:

Here is how this works:

I will be in Durham tomorrow to meet my brother for lunch.

I would like to see the raunchiest SP to see me.

You must be:

1. Hot.

2. Open Minded.

3. Willing to earn your $$$

4. Respect Royalty

5. Consent to having your information input into my database.

6. Provide good service.

7. Address me as Sir.

8. Consider servicing my driver (see Cindy in Pink)


PM for details and my availability.
 

LancsLad

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Try calling TOV. he's a cheap one who gives it up for every US hating troll out there so he may be able to fit you in, so to speak.


Not a no home comment.
 
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Thanks to the 3 SPs who have responded thus far.

Unfortunately, none of you meet my expectations.

Please apply back when you are in shape.

I only bang hot Sps.
 

The Bandit

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The Common Bond said:
Thanks to the 3 SPs who have responded thus far.

Unfortunately, none of you meet my expectations.

Please apply back when you are in shape.

I only bang hot Sps.
Watch the door doesn't hit you on the way out.....

The only thing you are, is a Royal pain in the ass.....
 
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The Bandit said:


Watch the door doesn't hit you on the way out.....

The only thing you are, is a Royal pain in the ass.....
That was original.

Did you get an MBA with that comeback?

Moron...
 

Dani

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The Common Bond said:
Listen:

Here is how this works:

I will be in Durham tomorrow to meet my brother for lunch.

I would like to see the raunchiest SP to see me.

You must be:

1. Hot.

2. Open Minded.

3. Willing to earn your $$$

4. Respect Royalty

5. Consent to having your information input into my database.

6. Provide good service.

7. Address me as Sir.

8. Consider servicing my driver (see Cindy in Pink)


PM for details and my availability.
I would be willing: but you have to fit my qualifications:

1. You must be hot

2. Open minded

3. Willing to give up your $$

4. Respect Royalty

5. Consent to having your information put into my data base

6. Able to keep up with good service

7. Address me as "Oh God..Oh God..more!!!!!!!"

8. Consider being my driver


Nah I changed my mind..not worth the time ;)
 

hunter001

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Jul 10, 2006
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Dani said:
I would be willing: but you have to fit my qualifications:

1. You must be hot

2. Open minded

3. Willing to give up your $$

4. Respect Royalty

5. Consent to having your information put into my data base

6. Able to keep up with good service

7. Address me as "Oh God..Oh God..more!!!!!!!"

8. Consider being my driver


Nah I changed my mind..not worth the time ;)
I am surprised you were interested.

Well I guess you missed your big shot at the terb Burger King.
 
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Dani said:
I would be willing: but you have to fit my qualifications:

1. You must be hot

2. Open minded

3. Willing to give up your $$

4. Respect Royalty

5. Consent to having your information put into my data base

6. Able to keep up with good service

7. Address me as "Oh God..Oh God..more!!!!!!!"

8. Consider being my driver


Nah I changed my mind..not worth the time ;)

I will bang you in short order.
 
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Oil Please

Hunter you don't get it do you. Dani never ever ever posts in Durham. Oh oh oh..oh but tonight she does? WHY? Because she know who holds all the dough. And its not me and its not you.
 

hunter001

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Jul 10, 2006
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Shouldn't you have used your TCB handle for that? lol
 

hunter001

Almost Done.
Jul 10, 2006
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Oil Please said:
You think were the same person? How new are you?
With the mutual masturbation between the two of you I just I assumed...
 
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hunter001 said:
With the mutual masturbation between the two of you I just I assumed...
My driver is watching you as we speak.

Don't do this hunter:

Treat me with respect and I will respect you too.
 

hunter001

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Jul 10, 2006
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The Common Bond said:
My driver is watching you as we speak.

Don't do this hunter:

Treat me with respect and I will respect you too.
Believe it or not I am ... lol
 
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Oil Please

The Common Bond has been banned and his input in the Durham section will be greatly missed. Rules are Rules however and TCB strayed outside these rules.
 
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Oil Please

They had to kick him out as he was taking this board by storm and some members complained that The Common Bond had an unfair advantage in the fact that he:
1. Had a driver
2. Had wealth
3. Knowledge of the indusrty
4. Wrote superior Reviews
5. Best Lasagna in town
6. Had a very extensive Data Base , most of all people on this board were jealous of him being Royal!
 
I think we need a contest for the best lasagna in town, because I make the best ;)
 
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