Sacked by french oil company Slumberger for having (simulated) sex with sheep.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article639408.ece
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article639408.ece
Hits too close to home. It's rumoured he smells like a bottle of Woolite.danmand said:No response from Lancs?????
jwmorrice said:Hits too close to home. It's rumoured he smells like a bottle of Woolite.
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jwmorrice said:Baaaaaaa!!!!
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ig-88 said:Sometimes I like to browse the web for historical tidbits.
I found it interesting (not remembering what I learned in high school) that the Brits lost at the Battle of Hastings and a Frenchman and his heirs ruled England for almost 300 years.
**********************LancsLad said:I'm not a Scot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]()
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Well, we're not all perfect my Son!!!
Clynnog said:I know a guy here in Ottawa who wears that slogan on a T-shirt and he is one of the most xenophobic english people I have ever met.
Sheik said:Thank god as you would be an embarrassment to the rest of the Scots.
Sheep are easy because English men can only run on 2 legs ,but we Scots can run on 3 .LancsLad said:Scots wear kilts because sheep can hear zippers.
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Clynnog said:Hey Lancs....FWIW I was born not too far from you (Stockport) but xenophobic english people get on my wick. There is one thing to be patriotic but english people do have a tendency to think that everybody should speak english when going abroad (I have relatives like this and it is excruciating) and that english things are the best etc.
Don't mean to get up your ginnel or anything, but I had to say it.
jerbear said:Sheep are easy because English men can only run on 2 legs ,but we Scots can run on 3 .
Remember we DID invent the Caber toss.
jerbear said:Sheep are easy
Remember we DID invent the Caber toss.
From what I've heard about the Irish "a wee bit" is all you can give.papasmerf said:You invented to toss to work off the sexual frustrations caused by your women wanting a wee bit O' Ireland in them.
It comes from an old tradition of tossing our manliness over our shoulder when walking through a thistle patch.LancsLad said:I agree. The Scots are a nation of Tossers!!!!!!!!!!![]()
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