The Boy Starts Choking !!!!!!

[Incall]

THE BOY STARTS CHOKING !!!!!!


A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,

"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney."

 

[luv4lust]

rotfflmfaoooooo too funny

 

[zydeco]

I think I know her!

 

[Sargon]

With apologies to New Found Landers...

I wish I was a Newfie

A woman sitting in a restaurant in St John's, NFLD suddenly began to cough while eating a giant Lobster. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two men, Bob and Bill, sitting at the next table turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller?" asked Bob. The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking her head. "Kin ya breathe?" asked Bill. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.' With that, Bob walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt crack. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again. Bob swaggered back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his beer. Bill said in admiration, toasting Bob "Ya know boy, I'd heard of dat dere Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

 

[tboy]

A few years ago a german health and sexuality organization did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.

After spending $750,000.00 and surveying 20,000 men it was determined that it was larger to give more pleasure to the woman during intercourse.

Not to be outdone the Kinsey Institute decided to do their own study and spent $1.2 million and interviewed 30,000 men. They determined it was larger to give the man more pleasure during intercourse.

2 newfies sitting in a bar heard about this on the news and decided to do their own study. After spending $50.00 on porn they determined the head was larger to keep your hand from sliding off while masturbating....

 

[luv4lust]

rotflmfaoooooooo @Sargon