The boss had to reduce staff, and he narrowed it down to one of two people:
> Mary or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both decent
> workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would get rid of the first
> one who used the water cooler the next morning.
>
> Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all
> night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss
> approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before, but I either have
> to lay you or Jack off."
>
> "Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit this morning."
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> Mary or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both decent
> workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would get rid of the first
> one who used the water cooler the next morning.
>
> Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all
> night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss
> approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before, but I either have
> to lay you or Jack off."
>
> "Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit this morning."
...
