The barter system

bartbarty

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There was a thread a while back where 2 ladies were looking for a handy man to do some quickie jobs in exchange for favour's ,,,,so I was wondering how many tradespeople would be willing to barter there services for exchange sp, or mpa services,,,It could be called Sex for Services Rendered,,SSR!!!!!!
 
My old man did a gig for Linda Lovelace back in the day.

When he was telling me the story all I could think was please don't say 'Deep Throat' please don't say 'Deep Throat' please don't say 'Deep Throat'.....he did lol. :o

He claims he took the cash.
 
I have been offered 'barter' before when I was a driver for dancers and escorts. Most of the time it's because the Dancer or SP is broke due to spending all her money on 'partying'. I have always and will always refuse all of these offers. I just think and feel this is so unprofessional. Also given the nature of services being provided... I am just not comfortable with the whole concept. I do believe in barter and have engaged in it before. For example when I was selling gray zone satellite dishes some restaurants use to pay us (our whole staff) in meals to re-program their cards. But we are talking about sex here. That’s a whole new ballpark. Last but not least I would never trust what might happen later. The possible repercussions are way too risky.
 
Will rub back/feet for BJ.......

OTB
 
I once had a client who was a pimp. Did not know it when I was doing his books. Then came time to pay. He brought these 2 spectacular girls, each one 5'10" or better. Groomed to the nines and dressed to kill. I was tempted but turned it down. Today, not so sure.
 
Mable said:
I once had a client who was a pimp. Did not know it when I was doing his books. Then came time to pay. He brought these 2 spectacular girls, each one 5'10" or better. Groomed to the nines and dressed to kill. I was tempted but turned it down. Today, not so sure.

When I said possible repercussions this type of situation is exactly what I was thinking. That pimp could come back and haunt you later. You might be giving him free accounting services for life.
 
TheNiteHwk said:
I have been offered 'barter' before when I was a driver for dancers and escorts. Most of the time it's because the Dancer or SP is broke due to spending all her money on 'partying'. I have always and will always refuse all of these offers. I just think and feel this is so unprofessional. Also given the nature of services being provided... I am just not comfortable with the whole concept. I do believe in barter and have engaged in it before. For example when I was selling gray zone satellite dishes some restaurants use to pay us (our whole staff) in meals to re-program their cards. But we are talking about sex here. That’s a whole new ballpark. Last but not least I would never trust what might happen later. The possible repercussions are way too risky.

AMEN!
 
I once gave away a mechanical pencil inexchange for a hummer
 
I once had this job installing alarm systems in people’s homes. A few times I had the house wife’s come on to me... I never accepted anything like that since they were all old and ugly... just my luck!

But the show Desperate House Wives is very much true.. You go into a home and there is a horny house wife in there and your this young guy working hard ... you have to watch out!
 
Re: Re: The barter system

Cute In A Kilt said:
If "toolboy" had worn the hard hat, toolbelt and showed a bit of asscrack, well, I have a fetish for that and who knows what naughty things I would do LMAO

Cute In A Kilt.... Where were you when I was working for ADT? I still have my hard hat.. and tool belt. I would have given you not only a FREE system but a really loud siren too.
 
After I submited this thread I got to thinking if I had ever bartered for sex them I remember the time I bartered some plumbing fixtures I used the list price and it worked to my advantage. as for plumbing work ummm I can't remember but I 'm sure I would negotiate something....fuk the tax man!!!!!!