The 6 Strangest Objects People Were Caught Having Sex With

[calloway]

Seriously... I couldn't make this up.

• A Picnic Table
• Street Signs
• A Bicycle
• A Lamp Post
• A Park Bench
• Cars

My favourite idiot?

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFDDDHs8Fsc&eurl=http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_p2.html

Links for your reading enjoyment.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_p1.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_p2.html

 

[RonaldMcFondled]

you forgot the jets of a jacuzzi, i saw it on a strange 911 calls reality show

 

[snowleopard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZarRcf8dKQ&feature=related

 

[RayFinkel]

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[calloway]

You do the jacuzzi or the jacuzzi does you?

 

[LancsLad]

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Good to see you back.


What was your name again??????




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[calloway]

hold on let me go bathe

Well... we're waiting.

 

[calloway]

You shouldn't use your laptop while you're in the tub.

 

[RayFinkel]

What was your name again??????

drunkin' asshole!



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[Cycleguy007]

Hey Ray... welcome back! We missed you!

 

[Cycleguy007]

This one time...

At band camp...

 

[snowleopard]

drunkin' asshole!



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And we thought you went down for 'cold turkey' ... what a guy!

 

[Cycleguy007]

 

[snowleopard]

Apropos of strange sex partners ... check out these turkeys!

 

[Cycleguy007]

 

[LancsLad]

Thats just fowl.





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[snowleopard]

Thats just fowl..

Would ya care for some breast and dressing?

 

[Hornet]

Seriously... I couldn't make this up.

• A Picnic Table
• Street Signs
• A Bicycle
• A Lamp Post
• A Park Bench
• Cars

I would have thought the gerbil made the list: "Armegeddon!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug

OK: It's not an Inanimate Object but it's just so damn funny.