Just wanted to share with you all my experience last night.
I usually go for incalls... and almost always at Roommates. But last night I was at home, had the place to my self and some time to kill so I decided to try out the outcall scene.
Unfortunately I had left my laptop at work so I couldn't connect to Terb. I ran to the corner and picked up Now and Eye. As I scoured the listings I started to feel very uneasy since there is really no way to tell the "bait and switch" adds from the legit ones. After about 20 minutes of searching I made a call. Based on the description the operator gave me over the phone I booked. I was told I was getting a 23 year old, tall, slim, beautiful, yadda yadda yadda. The woman who showed up was at least 30, had a face that would scare little children and at least 50 extra pounds! I told her right away that it wasn't going to happen and she left.... after trying to extort $50 from me!
I was feeling pretty discouraged but I tried again... called another place. This time I said "listen... I don't want to waste your or my time so just be straight with me, I am looking for a pretty girl in good shape." I was assured that I would not be disappointed. Yet again I was told young, slim, pretty.. she even told me her weight: 120lbs. And again the girl who showed up was FAT and ugly... reeked of cigarettes and had black teeth. So I showed her the door as well.
By this time it was almost 1am so I just went to bed. The whole experience just reminded me of how lucky we are to have Terb. If I had had my computer I could have looked up a few pictures, read the reviews and booked with confidence. Instead I ended up annoyed and frustrated.
So... thanks Terb!
P.S. What on earth would make these shady outcalls think that any guy would want to dish out his harded earned money to bang and ugly fat chick????
I usually go for incalls... and almost always at Roommates. But last night I was at home, had the place to my self and some time to kill so I decided to try out the outcall scene.
Unfortunately I had left my laptop at work so I couldn't connect to Terb. I ran to the corner and picked up Now and Eye. As I scoured the listings I started to feel very uneasy since there is really no way to tell the "bait and switch" adds from the legit ones. After about 20 minutes of searching I made a call. Based on the description the operator gave me over the phone I booked. I was told I was getting a 23 year old, tall, slim, beautiful, yadda yadda yadda. The woman who showed up was at least 30, had a face that would scare little children and at least 50 extra pounds! I told her right away that it wasn't going to happen and she left.... after trying to extort $50 from me!
I was feeling pretty discouraged but I tried again... called another place. This time I said "listen... I don't want to waste your or my time so just be straight with me, I am looking for a pretty girl in good shape." I was assured that I would not be disappointed. Yet again I was told young, slim, pretty.. she even told me her weight: 120lbs. And again the girl who showed up was FAT and ugly... reeked of cigarettes and had black teeth. So I showed her the door as well.
By this time it was almost 1am so I just went to bed. The whole experience just reminded me of how lucky we are to have Terb. If I had had my computer I could have looked up a few pictures, read the reviews and booked with confidence. Instead I ended up annoyed and frustrated.
So... thanks Terb!
P.S. What on earth would make these shady outcalls think that any guy would want to dish out his harded earned money to bang and ugly fat chick????
