Texas man tried to cash $360 billion check

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FORT WORTH, Texas - Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company. The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business. Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious — perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off.

Fuller, of suburban Crowley, was arrested on a forgery charge. He was released after posting $3,750 bail.

Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business. But bank employees who contacted the account's owner said the woman told them she did not give him permission to take or cash the check.

In addition to the forgery count, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana. Officers reported finding less than two ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets.
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alexmst

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Texans like to do everything in a BIG way...haha.

...the way cd sales are heading south due to free song downloads, he could probably buy an existing record label for a small fraction of the money he thinks he needs to start one...:D
 

LKD

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^^^ lol... with that money he could probably buy all the major record labels.
 

Meister

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I think what's even funnier is that the stupid bank employees calling the girlfriend's mother to see if the cheque was good.

If I was the teller I would just tell him to go and wank a good one.
 

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When central banks do it, it's called increasing liquidity, but we don't call it funny or stupid. We just wonder why gas suddenly costs so much.
 

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markvee said:
When central banks do it, it's called increasing liquidity, but we don't call it funny or stupid. We just wonder why gas suddenly costs so much.
So true.

I also like the reasoning "the whole financial system will collaps unless we bail out Bear Stearns". What a load of crap.
 

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rayfinkel said:
In addition to the forgery count, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana. Officers reported finding less than two ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets.
My senile grandfather, when he was just becoming senile, took me to the bank and insisted that I smuggle his 9mm handgun into his safe deposit box. It was a lot funnier than a $360B check.
 
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