Ten things not to tell your girlfriend...

[toughb]

10. Come on, who's gonna find out?

9. I promise you wont choke.

8. Can I get you in the pooper?

7. Trust me, I'm a professional.

6. Well, your sister likes it like that.

5. Wow look at the ass on her!

4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?

3. I gotta poop.

2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?

1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.


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[Cycleguy007]

Oh, That's just great!

NOW you tell me!

 

[tboy]

No it's not a cold sore, I knicked myself shaving this morning........

 

[Homo Erectus]

Want to smell my finger?

 

[Homo Erectus]

Oops I just sharted

 

[wangbang]

I taught Tiger Woods to party.

 

[HOF]

Your sister's hot

Your mom's really hot.

What the hell, your dad's hot too LMAO

No, the pets aren't hot.

Your friend is hot,

Your neighbour blew me

Your neighbour's daughter likes it in the pooper.

What the hell, your neighbour's husband's hot too. LMAO

If you don't start performing ATM, I'm outta here! LMAO.

 

[gabeti]

Yes, indeed

 

[Cycleguy007]

Well...

Your friend is hot,

I've said this to Mrs. CG a couple times... and she replied with YES, I KNOW!

(The rest on your list... **shudder**)