Well tonight i quite definetly Took One for The team Down here in belleville!. I was somewhat raring to go. so i took a chance called Moonlighting escorts You can find them In The Yellows, first mistake calling a yellows agency 
heh my second was ordering well she got here only slightly late was As described 5"6, 34b auburn hair, But she came wearing a little Black Suit like she was here to rob my house. hood and all. so we get in and We chat a little and Then we get to the fun And so at this point i ask whats okay tell her what i would like and she takes the hourly, Then tells me the EXTRAS cost when the agency Advertised all inclusive, for the flat rate. I was Disapointed throughly and was ready to toss her on her ass but i figured she'd prolly not give me my cash back anyways so i may as well get what i could out of the bad situation, SO Looks She was cute thin and had a perky pair of apples. pleasant attitude But smelled of smoke like a chimney definite turn off. we chat for a few minutes she doesn;t say Much whatsoever coldfish... Now You have to realize I Cleaned the place put on romantic Music Even Served Wine, to set the Mood. all stuff i had handy so while i waited i got it all setup. We Move to the bed she wants all the lights off, i turn them off to demonstrate something to her heh Its pitch black she can;t see her nose. so we turn on a small lamp, and procede to get to business No Bj period, no Nothing But Standard ole missionary, prodded her into doggey, that worked somewhat She was a Very Noisy girl though. and seemed to be acting alot cause I know I am not THAT good, christ she sounded like she'd been shot in the foot. so we do the stuff She Lays there without any movement whatsoever like a deer in headlights. i do everything fine and dandy, About 40 mins into our 1 Hour session She goes Oh times almost up I look at The Clock its been 37 or so minutes On My timer, So i say well according to my time i have 23 mins she says Oh well The time starts from when I leave My Location I'm like what the hell! shes like well lets finish up SO Disgusted I finish off with a HJ done by me because when i asked her to She just couldn;t do it worth a damn she wasn;t even proficent at that, so i take over finish Off Small glimmer of Hope here, She lets me give her a set of pearls which was Nice, made me feel a little less angry. Now as I am deleviring said pearls She pipes Up and Says Your cleaning this up and You better hurry your out of time. As I do thedamn deed I was Like OMG what a thing to say!. anyways she gets on her clothes and is out the door like lighting, taking with her My Friends pack of smokes. So I thorughly upset Calm down with a cool shower and Then call the agency, i tell them of the events and The Owner a Male, says That hes sorry and If I want to PAY for another lady he'd be glad to send me his best No discount no consideration for the bad experince no Nothing. So that leads me to Ordering a pizza binging and having 3 joe louis and posting this review while Drinking a beer. And on a note I had just showered Cleaned all my body, mouthwash teeth nails and hair all done. i like to be clean for the ladies i find it gets me alot further. anyways
Service 2/10 - for the pearls other wise woulda been 1
Attitude 4/10 - Pleasant to talk to, poor otherwise
Value 3/10 - 60 Mins in an hour Not 40.
Looks 8/10 Quite Cute.
Overall - Would Not repeat, next time i go to a lady it will be in toronto Next spring at my yearly trip : ) otherwise it just won;t be worth it wonder if i can get siobhan to come out of retirement ; ) hehehe
heh my second was ordering well she got here only slightly late was As described 5"6, 34b auburn hair, But she came wearing a little Black Suit like she was here to rob my house. hood and all. so we get in and We chat a little and Then we get to the fun And so at this point i ask whats okay tell her what i would like and she takes the hourly, Then tells me the EXTRAS cost when the agency Advertised all inclusive, for the flat rate. I was Disapointed throughly and was ready to toss her on her ass but i figured she'd prolly not give me my cash back anyways so i may as well get what i could out of the bad situation, SO Looks She was cute thin and had a perky pair of apples. pleasant attitude But smelled of smoke like a chimney definite turn off. we chat for a few minutes she doesn;t say Much whatsoever coldfish... Now You have to realize I Cleaned the place put on romantic Music Even Served Wine, to set the Mood. all stuff i had handy so while i waited i got it all setup. We Move to the bed she wants all the lights off, i turn them off to demonstrate something to her heh Its pitch black she can;t see her nose. so we turn on a small lamp, and procede to get to business No Bj period, no Nothing But Standard ole missionary, prodded her into doggey, that worked somewhat She was a Very Noisy girl though. and seemed to be acting alot cause I know I am not THAT good, christ she sounded like she'd been shot in the foot. so we do the stuff She Lays there without any movement whatsoever like a deer in headlights. i do everything fine and dandy, About 40 mins into our 1 Hour session She goes Oh times almost up I look at The Clock its been 37 or so minutes On My timer, So i say well according to my time i have 23 mins she says Oh well The time starts from when I leave My Location I'm like what the hell! shes like well lets finish up SO Disgusted I finish off with a HJ done by me because when i asked her to She just couldn;t do it worth a damn she wasn;t even proficent at that, so i take over finish Off Small glimmer of Hope here, She lets me give her a set of pearls which was Nice, made me feel a little less angry. Now as I am deleviring said pearls She pipes Up and Says Your cleaning this up and You better hurry your out of time. As I do thedamn deed I was Like OMG what a thing to say!. anyways she gets on her clothes and is out the door like lighting, taking with her My Friends pack of smokes. So I thorughly upset Calm down with a cool shower and Then call the agency, i tell them of the events and The Owner a Male, says That hes sorry and If I want to PAY for another lady he'd be glad to send me his best No discount no consideration for the bad experince no Nothing. So that leads me to Ordering a pizza binging and having 3 joe louis and posting this review while Drinking a beer. And on a note I had just showered Cleaned all my body, mouthwash teeth nails and hair all done. i like to be clean for the ladies i find it gets me alot further. anyways Service 2/10 - for the pearls other wise woulda been 1
Attitude 4/10 - Pleasant to talk to, poor otherwise
Value 3/10 - 60 Mins in an hour Not 40.
Looks 8/10 Quite Cute.
Overall - Would Not repeat, next time i go to a lady it will be in toronto Next spring at my yearly trip : ) otherwise it just won;t be worth it wonder if i can get siobhan to come out of retirement ; ) hehehe
