Surreal Life - Pro Athlete Version

[the rusty tromb]

After reading about Sean Avery going after Brian Hayward, I got an idea that would quite possibly be the greatest reality show ever (if you're a sports fan). A Surreal Life show with all of pro sports greatest shit disturbers. We could have Sean Avery, Terell Owens, James Toney, Ron Artest, Albert Belle, The Williams Sisters, John MacEnroe, Dennis Rodman, etc.

I'm sure they'd beat the living shit out of each other after a matter of minutes, but it's definitely worth a shot.

It would be jolly good fun to see this group of misfits go bowling, run a tanning salon, organize a jam tasting festival, etc.

You think I should pitch this to ESPN, BET or the WB?

 

[topcat]

After reading about Sean Avery going after Brian Hayward, I got an idea that would quite possibly be the greatest reality show ever (if you're a sports fan). A Surreal Life show with all of pro sports greatest shit disturbers. We could have Sean Avery, Terell Owens, James Toney, Ron Artest, Albert Belle, The Williams Sisters, John MacEnroe, Dennis Rodman, etc.

I'm sure they'd beat the living shit out of each other after a matter of minutes, but it's definitely worth a shot.

It would be jolly good fun to see this group of misfits go bowling, run a tanning salon, organize a jam tasting festival, etc.

You think I should pitch this to ESPN, BET or the WB?

good call, you really should be a producer a-la rob Burnett. however
you forgot that beef-roiding misfit Baroid Bonds. would,nt it be good
to see him engaging in a game of chess while arguing with his oppnent
that he made a ilegal move. any chance we could see Serena williams & ron
artest doing laundry together?

P.S. Albert Belle loves giving Candy out on Halloween.

P.S.S. Is that jam tasting Strawberry or Raspberry?

 

[the rusty tromb]

good call, you really should be a producer a-la rob Burnett. however
you forgot that beef-roiding misfit Baroid Bonds. would,nt it be good
to see him engaging in a game of chess while arguing with his oppnent
that he made a ilegal move. any chance we could see Serena williams & ron
artest doing laundry together?

P.S. Albert Belle loves giving Candy out on Halloween.

P.S.S. Is that jam tasting Strawberry or Raspberry?

Good call on Barry Bonds. I could just see him and Avery going at it.

Avery : Hey monkey, you'd be shit if you weren't juicing

Bonds : What did you just say?........(gets that look in his where he's ready to kill a reporter)

Avery : FUCK YOU monkey. You're a steroid creation.

(Bonds gets up to start beating the shit out of Avery, as a producer goes into break the fight up while Avery cracks open another bottle of Canadian)

 

[GlavaMan]

This would be good also...

BONDS: What did you say?

AVERY: Did I fucking stutter?

 

[frankcastle]

How about adding Mike Tyson (psycho), Jeremy Roenick (jerk), Daryl Strawberry (addict), Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner ('roid monster), Tonya Harding (nuff said)

 

[frankcastle]

How could I forget John Rocker and Theo Fleury.