Surprise HE

Derek D.

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I’m just curious if it ever happens that you go for a regular massage (relaxation, RMT, whatever) and are offered, or just given a HE without it being mentioned?
Has anyone ever been surprised by a legit place or clinic?
To be clear, I’m not looking for names of people or places, just if it ever happened to you.
 

Robert205

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Happened to me once here in Ottawa. I really did want just a good massage and got one, but then things changed all of a sudden. It was friendly and pleasant, like she just felt like it. I am married so not much freedom to act but I would have enjoyed getting to know her better, down to earth, nice to talk to, neither wanting anything too heavy. Just a couple of adults consenting to have fun. Weird that it's so difficult to do this.
 

MyBigToe?

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Not in Ottawa, but when I lived in Calgary, I had a great experience with an RMT. It was my second session with her for a tight neck and shoulder situation.

She was about 10 years older than me, but we really hit it off and had, great communication. It is rare that you openly laugh during a massage session. As she was finishing working on my shoulder, she suggested that I turn over so she can work on my neck, chest, and treat me to a head massage. Things progressed from there.

She must not have had another client that day because I ended up giving her a reverse massage and on, got it on.

We had a few more encounters after that. She would always schedule me at the end of the day. We never really discussed connecting with each other outside of the massage relationship and one day she told me that she was becoming involved in a serious relationship. I congratulated her and suggested that perhaps I should not remain as her client since it would be difficult to walk things back. She agreed and that was the end of the fun. I really miss those massages.
 

thedude35

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Three times, but not in years. Pre-covid. I think the lockdowns, job-losses and increase in the cost of living sparked a lot of people to start offering more with their at-home massage businesses, and also generally raise prices. I jumped into this stuff around 2017, looking for legit massage at an affordable price and without having to wait a week or more for an appointment. So I tried craigslist and Kijiji. Back then, people did actually advertise legit massage a lot, not SW. Nowadays, I'd say over 90% of legit-looking ads (that aren't on LL or other such sites) are SW. Back then it was the other way around. It was a side-hustle or a stay-at-home-mom job.

Two of the experiences I had were older women, both single. Both did nails, facials etc as well as massage. A home spa.

I saw one of them about 5 times before she started dating somebody, so that was the end of that, but we had a ton of fun during that time (everything but FS). The second I saw twice, she just wasn't my type or very attractive to me but she was fun. That lady, she told me she was happily single but she used this as her way of getting her sexual excitement if she found the guy attractive. She was pretty open and honest, lol. She got off on rubbing men's bodies, and if she got a reaction she'd go further. If not, she'd get herself off after the session when he was gone.

The one I saw 5 times, she was pretty awesome. Maybe late 40's, early 50's, curvy mom-bod, looked like anybody's next door neighbour. First session was like a scripted home-made "reality" porn lol. Normal massage on the back, lots of talking, when I flipped and she started doing my front, she stopped all chit chat. When she moved the towel off my thigh to do my legs, I popped out and I expected her to re-cover me, but she didn't. So she spent a lot of time on my thigh... I opened my eyes a few times, and each time she was staring directly at it. Like I said, it was like a bad home-made porn lol. So after a while of this, I just went for it - something I'd never normally do - and moved my hand down slowly. Figured if she stopped what she was doing or said something, I could play it off as adjusting or re-covering myself, but she kept massaging my thigh, so... I just started stroking myself. And she didn't stop rubbing my thigh, wohoo! Eventually she took over, starting on my balls while I was still handling myself then I took my hand away and she took over completely. So I started fondling her ass and back of her thigh. She switched hands and stuck the other down her pants and we both finished and it was awesome lol.

Texted her later that day to say thanks and all that, and she started chatting with me. Told me the second I left, she went and got her dildo and had a good old time lol. I was like holy shit, bingo! Made a second appointment right there, for a week or so later.

Showed up for that one and she answered the door wearing a tshirt with no bra. Normal massage on the back, no teasing or brushing, and when I flipped it became more sensual. She took her top off AND her pants, angled herself towards my face with one leg on the table, and the next 20 minutes were a blur.

Had 3 more appointments with her, 2 similar, the last was just a basic massage and HE, nothing else. Next appointment I tried to make with her, she told me she had started seeing someone and it was serious, so no more "fun" :( Never saw her advertise again after that :(
 

Robert205

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Like I said above, consenting adults having fun. Makes so much sense. If the mood strikes why wouldn't they choose to have fun? It's utter madness that some people think this should be illegal, as if it's any of anyone else's business what two people decide to do together.
 
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yuelao

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I had 2 times with the same lady. First time expected a hand release but got BBJ, when she put my penis into her mouth I didn't figure out what happend. And definitely I became to a regular client.
5 years ago she quit this business and we lost connection. 2 years ago I heard she was back to the business and ranged a session immediately. When I expected a BJ release, she put a condom and rode up very quickly and thing gone wild.
 
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