A slight bastardization of old familiar expressions
penned by public school students;
* Don't change horses until they stop running.
* Strike while the bug is close.
* It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.
* Never underestimate the power of termites.
* You can lead a horse to water but How?
* Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.
* No news is impossible
* A miss is as good as a Mr.
* You can't teach an old dog new Math
* If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
* Love all, trust Me.
* The pen is mightier than the pigs.
* An idle mind is the best way to relax.
* Where there's smoke there's pollution.
* Happy the bride who gets all the presents.
* A penny saved is not much.
* Two's company, three's the Musketeers.
* Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and You have to blow your nose.
* There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
* Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.
* If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.
* When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.
* A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.
