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onomatopoeia

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I don't get dingleberries because in 2009, I shaved the hair on my butt cheeks and in my ass crack before a date, and it never grew back! Nobody believes this story, but I swear it's true.

I also had hairs at the top of my ass crack that I couldn't get with a razor, so I yanked them out with my fingers. They grew back initially, but after a couple more times, they were gone forever, too.
 

AlmaOttawaMA

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FYI:

It's dingleberry, Alma, not dingo... Alternate spelling: dingle berry; dingle-berry.

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Synonyms include 'will not' and 'klingon'.
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My bad! I learned that word from my American ex, he used to call his Cuban ex-wife a *dingoberry*.

Ive never heard of either til I crossed paths with that donkey. I kinda like dingo better tho it has a better ring to it. I'll probably just keep saying it too cuz it just runs off my tongue nicely amongst other things! 😆🍻
 

AlmaOttawaMA

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I don't get dingleberries because in 2009, I shaved the hair on my butt cheeks and in my ass crack before a date, and it never grew back! Nobody believes this story, but I swear it's true.

I also had hairs at the top of my ass crack that I couldn't get with a razor, so I yanked them out with my fingers. They grew back initially, but after a couple more times, they were gone forever, too.
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I believe you!

I wonder what razor you used to get such get results! I have a small patch of hair just above my crack and I constantly have to shave or wax it.

Apparently it was trendy a few years back to bleach ass hairs on women? Not sure how trendy it was but my friend and her sister were doing it and asked me if I wanted to bleach it with them. I said no and she waxed it off for me instead lol

You're one of the lucky ones! That's a hard to reach place. I wish mine would stop growing, other option is laser but that hurts too much imo til then, I only use men's razors as they shave 1000x better then women's razors!
 

AlmaOttawaMA

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Yes! When I first moved out to the west I was appalled that people walked around after just wiping and not using water. Must feel sticky. 🤮 😂

Bidet all the way!

Use this. This is the best. Its quite cheap on Amazon.

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That one only has the cold option tho, no? That's the one that looked like the one in my bathroom when I first moved into that condo in Quebec. It's was very cold especially in the winter! But it beats having a shitty ass! Lol

I'm gonna go look on Amazon and see if I can find mine to post. Last time I checked it was cheaper then what I bought it for. They got hundreds of different types of bidets nowadays, I'd like to upgrade and get the heated seat one with the night light!😆

I see you're also Indian? I saw the Indian flag in your post at the bottom. From what I know about Indians is that it's very common to have bidets in India, is that true?
 

AlmaOttawaMA

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Yes! When I first moved out to the west I was appalled that people walked around after just wiping and not using water. Must feel sticky.
Bidet all the way!
Use this. This is the best. Its quite cheap on Amazon.


Here's a link to the fancy once. It's looks like quite the experience!




I don't know how to post pics on here but I'm going to try. Here's some pics of the bidet with the butt dryer, seat warmer, led light, ect, look at all the button! It's like being in a cockpit! 😆

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That bidet above looks awesome I'd love to get one like that! Mine is just basic, looks kinda like this one 👇 but it works!

u feel so clean after, u just can't compare to anything else. I still use toilet paper but just to try the water off my butt. And then go to the sink and wash with soap and water. I have a whole "below the deck" routine 😆 😆😆 Screenshot_20240612-220718.png
 

DesRicardo

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So back on the original topic.

I went to a massage parlour and the first option was not available. I took a replacement and well, I didn't have the experience of a lifetime. 😐
 

MindJohn

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By closing your mind to seeing white women only, Asian women only or black women only, you are potentially preventing yourself from getting a great experience.

Same for the folks saying they don’t want to meet anyone who isn’t
. I have a lot of things to say about that but for the sake of this thread I’ll just say that booking someone who is able to rent a car (25 and older) isn’t going to hurt you especially if you are above 45, what difference does it make? A 30 year old woman is still already 15 years younger than you. Would a woman 15 years younger respond to your flirts if you approached her in a bar?

Start progressively, if you’re always looking for a 110 lbs woman, start looking for a 115 lbs. if you’re always looking for a 19 year old, start looking for a 20 year old.

TLDR: Keep an open mind, having a narrow vision and being too focused on finding the perfect woman will keep you away from amazing experiences.

You're not viewing this clearly.


Delving into this arena is a lot like selecting a porn video to purchase. The average male mind needs to have some criteria by which to winnow down the zillions of possibilities in a big hurry... to get down to a workable handful from which to select the final purchase.


So invariably they narrow the vast search by selecting between the standard categories out there, at times eliminating 30-75% of the possibilities with one new self-realized criterion.



If a porn star moves in next door to (us)... (and somehow we are fortunate enough to figure it out)... well then that might narrow-down the selection process like nothing has before. (the same is absolutely true if YOU moved in next door, re: who we select in this arena)


You are taking all of this personally when it has precisely zero to do with you, OR with any of your human traits.


The internet has made this arena much better for all involved...


Do YOU really want to return to a world where the only thing which represented you in this business was a black silhouette next to a phone number in the yellow pages??


If you still don't get it. Consider the scenarios where you (would have been) sent to an outcall, with no details given, and then had to endure the discomfort and/or rejection by those for whom you were not what they expected.


Then
be glad that you now have the luxury of being visited only by those who want to visit you.


And PS - You can quite typically rent a car in far-away vacation destinations when you're just 21.


PPS - The part about who would respond to flirting in a bar has zero to do with any of this. In case you've not figured it out, the $$$ involved tends to give men the confidence to expect/anticipate that the would-be (woman in the bar) won't say "no".

(when he approaches with that confidence, it doesn't matter anywhere near as much TO him even if she does say "no")


None of this has anything to do with "narrow vision" or a lack of "focus".


In large part, people who aren't used to having very many true prospects at all... suddenly need to find a way to process hundreds of prospects (while presently, or soon to be thinking with the little head). It is nothing personal and has zero to do with 'you' as an individual.
 

onomatopoeia

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A different analogy:

You're hungry and thirsty, and you walk into a Loblaw's store with $20 in your pocket.

The pre-prepared meals taste great, but they're expensive, and subject to HST. The organic juice is delicious, but there's a $2 deposit on the bottle. Canned soup and canned fish have gone way up in price recently. There's no tax on the fresh produce, but it's less expensive at the No Frills, three blocks away. You could also just buy some butter, and go home and cook that box of KD in the cupboard. Tap water is free.
 
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Silent Sin

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I'm not picky and I don't expect perfection. I am not perfect, I am good looking, I take care of myself and I do my best. But I have stretch marks, imperfect skin, acne, a crooked smile, I'm not like 6'6 with a nine incher lol. So I do not expect a literal goddess to descend upon me and change my life because I paid 400$! I don't care if she is a litter bigger or older than advertised but I have always liked older women even when I was a kid. Most of my girlfriends were 3-6 years older than me minus my ex. I was older by nine days lol. I can only speak for myself and I thank all the women of all shape and sizes who take this risk and put their body on the line for guys like us. I know this shit ain't easy.
 

Y_Diner

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OP, our dollar our choice as to who we would like to see. We every right to choose as to how we spend our hard earned money on, and walk if we feel we’ve been mislead or get a bad vibe. Just as sp has every right every right to refuse service or ask someone to leave, no questions asked or explanations needed.
I truly hope you do not believe you have more rights or privileges over clients.
 

NotADcotor

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If I am paying I am going to find the best that I can find. That is a big part of paying for it.

Sadly, the "the find" part is the killer. Some things just are not available. Why lord why can't I find an anorexic autistic Albanian amputee midget gilf to give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies without regurgitating Woods and Vickers. Oh why lord!
 
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Leimonis

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… why can't I find an anorexic autistic Albanian amputee midget gilf to give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies without regurgitating Woods and Vickers. Oh why lord!
Are you thinking incall or outcall?
 
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