Making out with Kassidy in a horse and buggy... while enjoying her naked body covered in maple syrup... might just cause me to make the following sounds... "clip... clop... clip... clop"..."ya baby"..."clip... clop... clip... clop"... "I'm almost there" ... "clip... clop... clip... clop"... "I need a cigarette".
On the other hand... Kassidy might just give up on me and ask our buggy driver (CEO) to stop at a roadside Amish vendor so she can buy some very large all-natural organic carrots.