sprinkler system pasted inspection

boomboom

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I had the delicate task of being able to inspect, clean & service the sprinkler system of Aloha Inc. It is a job that takes serious dedication, planning & training. I showed up on time with a bottle of wine to loosen the clamps, showered while letting the wine penitrate the needed areas & proceeded with a deep inspection of areas that needed to be taken care of. Wanting to make sure that my possible final inspection was done correctly, I asked for guidance to insure I covered the areas were done correctly. With a little help I quickly found the 1st sprinkler head to work as juices gushed out faster than I could swallow. Thank god for towells or that chair would have drowned. As I prodded deeper with a few more tools, the 2nd sprinkler head exploded, but this time I was ready for the out pouring of nector & did not waste any. Moving over to a different area of inspection proved profitable for both. A crisis soon came when I lost my wine glass, but was quickly found. It became apparent that the shaft of my tool needed attention from all the other work being done. A deep masterful spit polish solved the 1st, although I must say that it was too masterful & I could not hold back the pleasure. We chatted to review past inspections & trips down south as a recoup time was needed by both. I was shown an area that needed a deeper inspection & eagerly went to work to find the 3rd & 4th sprinkler heads. As I neared the end of the job, I looked around for my gloves but could not find them. I asked my assistant where the gloves were & got the "huh" look of what do you want? :p My gloves, my gloves I need a glove to finish the inspection. "Oh that glove" My trusted assistant jump to find them in the tool box. I needed to rearview what I had done so far & decided that this was better done on the floor as some extra pounding might be needed to finish off the inspection.
The inspection pasted with flying colours & Aloha Inc is good to go
I will dearly miss the chance to re-inspect, but you never know I may call again before time expires.
XOXO
Boomboom
 

Dutchman41

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Aloha Again???

boomboom said:
I have been trained to do these inspections by the OFM :)
Regular inspections are needed & desired
I thought those leaks were capped for good. Do you mean they are in need of regular service again????

Sound the alarms.
 

Musketeer

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I'm glad to hear that your inspections have revealed that Aloha is now fit for service. So "regular inspections are needed and desired." That kind of leak boomboom might just unleash a flood in her direction. Lol!

Yes, do sound the alarms.
 

boomboom

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BTW I must admit that during the inspection there were a couple of minor problems found....

with the strength of the burst in the pipes twice, my quad cramped up each time. Funny & sore as hell at the same time.

now remember to properly stretch before trying the sprinkler inspection next time...
hhhmmm next time...
Shauna, I may need to return to double check a few things, we may need to call in re-enforcements like we spoke of. Either one would make a fine apprentice. :)
 
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