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SP Years Converted and Explained

chuckster

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So often in reviews we find our terber surprised at the start of his session to find that the girl appears older than advertised. This is to be expected, but you need to understand that there is a conversion factor at play. Similar to how we say a dog that is 6 years old is 42 in dog years... there are SP years.

Here's how it goes...

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19 - means 18 or 19
20 means 20 or 21

21 and up - add 2 years real age for each year of SP age over 20. For example, if the agency claims that she is 26, then you are 6 over 20, double to 12, and the real age is 32. 23 SP = 26 real and so it goes. This rule works up to 35 SP = 50 real.

50 and up - is for fetishists, and the rule reverses. 50 SP = 50 real, then 52 SP = 51 real. This rule hold up to 190 SP, which equals 120 real.

This is all based on actual encounters, checking drivers licenses and so on. I had to take a few for the team while conducting the research, but I'm hopeful that I've helped somebody along the way.
 

Adrenaline

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25 means 30+ in reality
28 means 40+ in reality

There's one well known SP who's advertised herself as being 28 for the past 7 years.
 

johncole1

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Yes, through my experience the girls who state their age to be 18-20 are mostly the age they claim but the ones who are 25 plus its a big hit and miss. I've meet girls who advertised as 25 but turned out looking like 40 year olds and conversly some looking 19-20.
 

Bear669

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LOL! Thanks OP

I think you are a bit extreme, but you may have more experience than moi.

MY take-

When you are a Sugar Daddy, or regular with the same SPs-

Each year of regular visits= 10 civilian years of dating or marriage.:eek:
 

great bear

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i like the logic.... instead of using a multipe of 2 however, id use a multiple of 1.5.

At the same time, i think participants such as us need to use the same logic with our reviews.

"She gave me a bbbj for 15 minutes" = 5 minute hand/blow job
"Banged her hard for 30 minutes" = 6 minutes of hard banging.... then 4 minutes of semi soft banging....
"My 9 inch cock barely fit - she was so tight" = i have a 5.5" weiner that floated around a muff like a bucket.

Funny stuff!!!
 

Ceiling Cat

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Holy shit! You mean Lisa is 72 years old?
 
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