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SP Odometer

LarryL

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Every car is equiped with an odometer to indicates the milage logged. It will be a good idea if evey SP is equipepd with an odometer of some sort to indicate the number of customers served. I am serious. Your thought ?
 

George OTJ

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Re: Re: SP Odometer

xarir said:
It's not a great idea to post when you're high.
Now don't be harsh Xarir. I think this makes as much sense as when it was presented as the MacDonald's suggestion.

Actually, when I saw the word Odometer, I thought he was going to write about milage.
 

BigBlack

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Use your common sense. If someone is an sp, her partner count can fly in a hurry. 1 unique customer a day for a couple of years puts her at over 700. An EBC mpa might be up to a couple of thousand a year. Forget about the speedometer. Some things are better not thought of.

BBLACK
 

Snook.fr

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*this thread is sooooo funny*

What about a tatoo of the list of Extras provided?
And a Tatooed F.A.Q. in the back so you can read while pumping doggy style?

*still laughing at the whole thing*
Fellas, let's be creative.....Pour in the ideas....

Frenchy
 

gamesman

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Actually there may be a market for such a device. There are a range of pedometers on the market that sense your body motion and count your footsteps. An SP odometer could also include a deluxe model that would count the nember of strokes as well as sessions and time of sessions. Even pimps might be interested in a device such as this that would help prevent their girls from offering services "off the meter".
 

Snook.fr

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gamesman said:
An SP odometer could also include a deluxe model that would count the nember of strokes
New PROMO.....just a dime per stroke....pump all you want, you pay after....
*LOL*
 

Goober Mcfly

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Nic Frenchy said:
New PROMO.....just a dime per stroke....pump all you want, you pay after....
*LOL*
Would make it cheaper for me. $0.50 a session?
 

Dr Watchsom

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Its a great idea

All SPs who post on this board should have to include number of clients served in there profile. Oh and well there at it they should put a sign on the front door of their incall that reads"over__ served" and lets not forget the outcall sps they can just wear the sign on their backs. Or better yet the ladies can carry around a punch card so every time she sees a client she just punches a hole in the card that way she can show it off to all her clients.I think it would be great for busness.Hell why dont we just hook them up to a gps system and realy go high tec.

I think Im going to start a thread asking for the top ten stupidest suggestions ever made on this board.
 

Snook.fr

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Good Idea from Dr Watchsom.....

The card punch system....Buy 10 sessions, get a free hour....
(Cards available @ Shoppers Drugmart for $1)

Fridrikk, nice catch..you for sure are sober..LOL
 

Snook.fr

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kiarra said:
I am so sick and tired of guys asking how many men I have been with.
Kiarra
Kiarra,
No matter how hard you try, you'll never understand what is really in the head of your clients (that's a 2 way street as well..)...
Just give it the attention it deserves (which is "ZERO") and move on....
If some guys want to think they can choose a SP that is still a Virgin, let them...
Actually, some models offer these services, they escort only a few times per year...but are sooooo overpriced (we're above the 20K per encounter here...I remember an old thread and sheik gave a website for those very upscale).

Back to FUN.....

What about a odometer to see how many times one goes to hobby in a month? (SP,MP,SC...)...and you can then sell those to the guy's wife...LOL
sorry...this one was crap
 

onthebottom

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So if you're tracking milage

Wouldn’t a 6" guy be better than a 10" because you'd have to go for service less often (40%)? If so I think I've finally turned lemons into lemonade. I'd settle for a 25% discount - any takers?

LOL

OTB
 
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