I just wanted to pass along an update to those of you that have been swamping me with PM's, e-mails and text messages wondering what ever happened to that lovely expecting couple back in the new year asking for rather unusual Sp service.
Well needless to say they didn't have much success with their request. I Jesper, world famous lead singer of the world renowned handicapped boy band Boys on Wheels, couldn't stand to see such a lovely couple let down with their touching heart felt request to Durham providers.
I had two days off after yet another sold out concert in Barcelona Spain before a three consecutive date show in Madrid.
I flew back to Oshawa Municipal Airport in the bands private Leer and my police escorted cavalcade was off to an undisclosed Durham hospital that rimes with Oshawa General.
A special thanks goes out to The Durham Regional Police Traffic Division for the professional job they displayed in getting my convoy to the hospital safely. Enjoy the bitches boys! Forgive my ignorance reader, I meant ladies. I have been nothing short of a gentleman to all the lovely women who have been lucky enough to experience why The Rolling Hunk from Sweden was sent upon this Earth make no mistake.
Another shout out to General Motors of Canada for their generous truck loads of fine Hummer's, Escalades, Suburbans and Denali's for this special trip.
I must admit my lifestyle of sex, Absolut Kurant vodka being fed to me directly through an I.V. and women everywhere I turn at my disposal is starting to take its toll on my health.
Banging almost 50% of the young adult population in Spain didn't help matters I'm afraid.
This did not hamper my usual superhuman sexual performance on this young mom to be much at all seeing as I am the nucleus of male mojo in the western world....who am I kiding....the entire world.
Under the direct supervision of all the top obstetricians in Durham health care I was able to safely sustain her in a tantric, out of body orgasmic period of ecstasy for a full nine hours. This is the maximum period according to Health Canada guidelines for tantric out of body orgasmic periods of ecstasy for healthy pregnant women. Ask Franky she's an expert in these matters, she'll gladly inform you what to do and not to do.
Safety first is Jespers motto under circumstances such as this always.
While mom was resting under the watchful eye of a cracker jack team of physicians I turned my attention to Dad. Dads sometimes get pushed aside during pregnancy as all the attention is focused on mom.
Since dad was rather effeminate looking I felt quit comfortable in giving him a little taste of heaven on Earth. Like I said earlier, my lifestyle is catching up with me and I required a little assistance from my entourage of nine big fat black guys who surround me constantly for no particular reason it seems.
They picked me up out of my wheelchair, grabbed me by my paralyzed waist and assisted me to wards this charming young man with his head down and ass...
*The rest of this act shall remain censored due to its controversial nature that my offend some. Use your imagination if you must.
We have since become very close and they have asked me to become their child's Handicappedgodparent which I am hounoured to be of course.
They have also graciously asked me to be present in the delivery room and deliver their baby under the Doctors instruction. I'm sure I will be better than anyone else at that as well.
That's just my curse it seems.....
PS- the proctology department at Oshawa General wished for me to pass along that after a quick examination Dad was just fine as well.
Safety first like I said.
The big day is comming......I'll keep you all informed of what transpires.
Now fuck off I've got groupies to bang.
Well needless to say they didn't have much success with their request. I Jesper, world famous lead singer of the world renowned handicapped boy band Boys on Wheels, couldn't stand to see such a lovely couple let down with their touching heart felt request to Durham providers.
I had two days off after yet another sold out concert in Barcelona Spain before a three consecutive date show in Madrid.
I flew back to Oshawa Municipal Airport in the bands private Leer and my police escorted cavalcade was off to an undisclosed Durham hospital that rimes with Oshawa General.
A special thanks goes out to The Durham Regional Police Traffic Division for the professional job they displayed in getting my convoy to the hospital safely. Enjoy the bitches boys! Forgive my ignorance reader, I meant ladies. I have been nothing short of a gentleman to all the lovely women who have been lucky enough to experience why The Rolling Hunk from Sweden was sent upon this Earth make no mistake.
Another shout out to General Motors of Canada for their generous truck loads of fine Hummer's, Escalades, Suburbans and Denali's for this special trip.
I must admit my lifestyle of sex, Absolut Kurant vodka being fed to me directly through an I.V. and women everywhere I turn at my disposal is starting to take its toll on my health.
Banging almost 50% of the young adult population in Spain didn't help matters I'm afraid.
This did not hamper my usual superhuman sexual performance on this young mom to be much at all seeing as I am the nucleus of male mojo in the western world....who am I kiding....the entire world.
Under the direct supervision of all the top obstetricians in Durham health care I was able to safely sustain her in a tantric, out of body orgasmic period of ecstasy for a full nine hours. This is the maximum period according to Health Canada guidelines for tantric out of body orgasmic periods of ecstasy for healthy pregnant women. Ask Franky she's an expert in these matters, she'll gladly inform you what to do and not to do.
Safety first is Jespers motto under circumstances such as this always.
While mom was resting under the watchful eye of a cracker jack team of physicians I turned my attention to Dad. Dads sometimes get pushed aside during pregnancy as all the attention is focused on mom.
Since dad was rather effeminate looking I felt quit comfortable in giving him a little taste of heaven on Earth. Like I said earlier, my lifestyle is catching up with me and I required a little assistance from my entourage of nine big fat black guys who surround me constantly for no particular reason it seems.
They picked me up out of my wheelchair, grabbed me by my paralyzed waist and assisted me to wards this charming young man with his head down and ass...
*The rest of this act shall remain censored due to its controversial nature that my offend some. Use your imagination if you must.
We have since become very close and they have asked me to become their child's Handicappedgodparent which I am hounoured to be of course.
They have also graciously asked me to be present in the delivery room and deliver their baby under the Doctors instruction. I'm sure I will be better than anyone else at that as well.
That's just my curse it seems.....
PS- the proctology department at Oshawa General wished for me to pass along that after a quick examination Dad was just fine as well.
Safety first like I said.
The big day is comming......I'll keep you all informed of what transpires.
Now fuck off I've got groupies to bang.
