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oftenrong69

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I truly enjoy most of the SP's I have met and respect their efforts to be noticed on this and many other sites. However if there was some advice I could give it would be to stay away from some of the most worn out descriptors that are popular. When I see some of these I have doubts,
True GFE.....
You'll leave with a smile on your face.....
Never rushed...
Upscale, Classy, smart and sexy
Sweet bubbly personality....
Fulfill you ultimate fantasy...
 
Actually, the only bit of this type of fluff which automatically receives a pass from me is when someone inserts the word "freaky" or "freak" in their ads.. Not sure what's with that,or what they are trying to convey, but I don't want to be a part of any freakiness
 
"Anything goes", "only one restriction" and "party friendly" typically result in automatic passes from me.

That and of course, "boyfriend away 5 days".
 
I truly enjoy most of the SP's I have met and respect their efforts to be noticed on this and many other sites. However if there was some advice I could give it would be to stay away from some of the most worn out descriptors that are popular. When I see some of these I have doubts,
True GFE.....
You'll leave with a smile on your face.....
Never rushed...
Upscale, Classy, smart and sexy
Sweet bubbly personality....
Fulfill you ultimate fantasy...

Well said. To me, all those descriptors are fluff and mean absolutely zero. In fact, I don't really care about any text. I just go by reviews and hope to get a good idea from posters. And going by pics, I hope the images (though almost all photoshopped big time), still have enough to it to give me an idea of what she looks like..... smiles, teeth, tattoos, side profile etc.... Some sites only show body pics, while some show face, and some show lower part of the face. A total mix. Any pic that only shows her body is a red flag and avoided. It can be anyone's. That's why some agencies I skip entirely.

Unfortunately, the business is one of few interactions, but a gazillion potential customers. So any kind of misleading and scamming can be a non-issue as there's probably another caller later in the day. Most SP probably only so this on and off for a few years, so there is little incentive for long lasting quality service. I bet many only do it for 6 months or a year tops.

My advice to SPs is pretty simple:

- Everyone knows the photos are typically BSed and photoshopped beyond belief, but at least try to have images that are pretty accurate. This also goes for bio, age, measurements. Every person knows these are fluffed, but at least be reasonable. If the stated age is "30", don't show up as someone in their mid-40s..... I had that exact experience..... from an agency. So this type of stuff goes beyond no-name Backpage stuff. Granted, there's millions of potential customers and most may be non-repeats so you easily get away with it and move on to some other caller anyway, but give us a break here. Believe it or not, some people like accurate amateur style shots which are real. And nobody likes to be scammed with someone showing up that has zero resemblance to the pic. No different than any SP not wanting to be scammed by someone not paying and running out the door. I've never had the heart to turn someone away at my door, but I'm sure some guys see the door open and decline..... due to phony pics.

- Hygiene, hygiene, hygiene. I brush my teeth and shower beforehand. You should too. And nobody like smoker's breath

- Neatness. I do outcalls only to my place. I always clean my place, spray some air freshener and even (a silly as it seems) do the dishes so there isn't a odd stack of dishes i the sink. I even have towels ready if you want to wash up. For incall customers, I'm sure neatness is welcome by them

- Have a decent attitude. Few people expect buddy-buddy relationships, but if everyone (caller and SP) get along and chit chat a bit it helps the fun. Having a piss-poor attitude dampens the mood. If that's the case regularly, why even bother with this industry? If anything, it just ruins the reputation of the agency.
 
Well said. To me, all those descriptors are fluff and mean absolutely zero. In fact, I don't really care about any text. I just go by reviews and hope to get a good idea from posters. And going by pics, I hope the images (though almost all photoshopped big time), still have enough to it to give me an idea of what she looks like..... smiles, teeth, tattoos, side profile etc.... Some sites only show body pics, while some show face, and some show lower part of the face. A total mix. Any pic that only shows her body is a red flag and avoided. It can be anyone's. That's why some agencies I skip entirely.

You have to understand that some of us SPs have to be discreet about showing our faces due to the stigma that it could bring to our friends, families or other occupations. Also, many ladies who show their faces are having repercussions crossing the boarder.

On another note I agree, that some things said on most profiles is a bit repetitive.. I appreciate this thread, because I would like to know how I can do things differently. I feel like a jack ass writing most of the things in my ads, but it seems to be what is required... Maybe it's time to get a bit more creative with our advertising approach,...
 
I am always skeptical if a SP doesn't list any restrictions. Be it in services they offer, customers they want to avoid or any preferences they have.

Some pictures which are way old are still kept on the website. This is an automatic pass for me.
 
What I see here is a business opportunity for a creative writer.... I wish
I had the gift :)

A lot of these ads focus on the ad writer rather than the ad reader. In createive writing the headline is as important as the text so more attention needs to be paid to it. None of these ads focus on benefits given to the reader. Benefits would be something like "New PIx, Specials, New reviews, etc." These are things being given and don't come from the "I" position. The ads being discussed here are feature not benefit driven and features create a yawnfest...boring.
 
I've received criticism in the past for my ads not sounding 'professional' enough. I just don't like using a lot of big fluffy vocabulary in order to sound intellectual or elite. Also got criticism because my photos weren't professional. But then other guys loved the fact that they were natural shots. You can't please everyone....
 
I've received criticism in the past for my ads not sounding 'professional' enough. I just don't like using a lot of big fluffy vocabulary in order to sound intellectual or elite. Also got criticism because my photos weren't professional. But then other guys loved the fact that they were natural shots. You can't please everyone....

Must be the ancient past since I haven't seen any ads from you in ages Chloe :D I think you're less active these days right? Hope you're doing well otherwise :)
 
These are the girls I stay away from:

- Last chance to see me before my price increase.

- Retiring next week/month/year/decade/century. (why do I want to see someone who is "retiring" - just go already.)

- After xxxxxxx I will only be seeing regulars.