something to think about

[r2d2]

Whys and Ifs;

1. If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3. Why do we say something is out of whack? Whats a whack?

4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults anjoy adultery?

5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

7. Why is a man who invests your money called a broker?

8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Its just stale bread to begin with.

9. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

10. Why is the person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

11. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

12. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposit things?

 

[TheNiteHwk]

14. How is it that getting f**ked and being f**ked is the same yet different?

 

[Bush League]

Whys and Ifs;


2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

I don't know. I'm half Welsh and half Hungarian, which makes me Wel-Hung.

 

[sharkbait]

1. I love disoriental sex.
2. They are.
3. All I know is, according to my mother I did too much of it.
4. See #3


Happy to help.

 

[pineappleguy]

Why is it called a "blow" job when they suck?