Whys and Ifs;
1. If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. Why do we say something is out of whack? Whats a whack?
4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults anjoy adultery?
5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7. Why is a man who invests your money called a broker?
8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Its just stale bread to begin with.
9. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
10. Why is the person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
11. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
12. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposit things?
1. If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. Why do we say something is out of whack? Whats a whack?
4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults anjoy adultery?
5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7. Why is a man who invests your money called a broker?
8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Its just stale bread to begin with.
9. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
10. Why is the person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
11. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
12. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposit things?