Something about prices....

Unfortunately, sex on the beach and blow jobs refer to the drinks.
 
You are right

These are the names for alcholic beverages severed in the US. I was in New York city and there are many more names (one was something like " ..mother fucker").
 
A blow job is a B52 with cream de menth and whip cream on top. It is a shot and you are not allowed to use your hands. Sex on the beach is basically a shirley temple with vodka, cherry brandy, and peach snapps.
 
LMAO

You obviously thought, I really meant this was an offer for SEX!! Well, study the site a little closer and get the Idea LOL!!

Imagine showing up expecting sex, and getting booze!

Imagine the inverse!!!! LOL LOL LOL LMAO!!!!