Some things you can only say in public at Christmas time......
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps it moist inside.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4. If I don`t undo my pants, I`ll burst.
5. I`ve never seen a better spread.
6. Are you ready for seconds?
7. It`s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. Just wait your turn, you`ll get some!
9. Don`t play with your meat!
10. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
11. Do you think you`ll be able to handle all these people at once?
12. I didn`t expect everyone to come at the same time!
13. You still have a little on your chin.
14. How long will it take after you put it in?
15. You`ll know it`s ready when it pops up.
16. You just pull the end and wait for the bang.
17. That`s the biggest bird I`ve ever had!
18. I`m so full; I`ve been gobbling nuts all morning.
19. Wow! I didn`t think I could handle all that and still want more....!
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps it moist inside.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4. If I don`t undo my pants, I`ll burst.
5. I`ve never seen a better spread.
6. Are you ready for seconds?
7. It`s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. Just wait your turn, you`ll get some!
9. Don`t play with your meat!
10. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
11. Do you think you`ll be able to handle all these people at once?
12. I didn`t expect everyone to come at the same time!
13. You still have a little on your chin.
14. How long will it take after you put it in?
15. You`ll know it`s ready when it pops up.
16. You just pull the end and wait for the bang.
17. That`s the biggest bird I`ve ever had!
18. I`m so full; I`ve been gobbling nuts all morning.
19. Wow! I didn`t think I could handle all that and still want more....!
