The results are in - and George W. Bush is officially the worst president ever! According to a new poll by Gallup, Our Great Leader has finally succeeded Richard Nixon as Most Unpopular President Of All Time.
The latest USA TODAY/Gallup survey finds Bush with a 31% approval rating -- and for the first time ever in the polling history, 50% say they "strongly disapprove" of a president. The previous high (or low?) was a 48% strong disapproval rating for Nixon at the worst moments of Watergate in 1974.
I can't understand why - I mean, think of all the great things Bush has achieved since coming to power in 2001.
There was, er...
And then there was, um...
Or what about, uh...
Okay, sure, I can't actually think of any achievements. But terrorists did destroy the World Trade Center on his watch, he started a $2 trillion war against a country that was no threat to us and destabilized the entire Middle East in the process, he gave the richest 1% of Americans massive tax breaks while sticking the rest of us with the bill, he illegally wiretapped American citizens, he decided that it's okay to torture people, and he ate birthday cake while the people of New Orleans drowned. And the funny thing is, that's just the tip of the iceberg!
So we wish George the best of luck in his race to the bottom - in terms of unpopularity he's now closing in on New Coke, colonoscopies, and gonorrhea. You can do it, Mr. President.
