So I went to go see this German Escort..........

[Butler1000]

And things were pretty good for the hour we spent together.

Once we were done I went to pay her and she told me she was heading home the next day and would prefer to be paid in Marks......

So I gave her a 7 out of 10........

 

[dr tongue]

Since Germany has used the Euro as currency since Jan. 2002, I jumped in my DeLorean and went back to !999. I laughed and laughed!

 

[red]

And things were pretty good for the hour we spent together.

Once we were done I went to pay her and she told me she was heading home the next day and would prefer to be paid in Marks......

So I gave her a 7 out of 10........

70 percent? So we should give her a pass? Mmm- thing with German SP's they always want to occupy your pole land.

 

[great bear]

And things were pretty good for the hour we spent together.

Once we were done I went to pay her and she told me she was heading home the next day and would prefer to be paid in Marks......

So I gave her a 7 out of 10........

If you were a cheap left winger you might have paid her in marx.

 

[kherg007]

Could have been your Cologne...

 

[Butler1000]

Could have been your Cologne...

When she got a Luftwaffe of it she seemed to like it.......

 

[Butler1000]

70 percent? So we should give her a pass? Mmm- thing with German SP's they always want to occupy your pole land.

Yup. The French ones and good for giving it up easily too......

 

[Butler1000]

When she asked for more, did you say neun?

Actually she thought it was an adjective opinion.

 

[kherg007]

that was a real kraut-pleaser...

 

[notthemama]

How does a French woman hold her liquor?
By the ears.
How does a German woman hold her liquor?
At gun point.

 

[barnacler]

I'll take a Passat on this thread. It Bugs me. Think I'll hop in my Jetta to fly to Tiguan to play Golf.

I'll CC you how it went.

 

[peter4025]

May be you should have Audi her while doing her in Quattro.

 

[barnacler]

May be you should have Audi her while doing her in Quattro.

You have a knack for saying the wurst things

 

[punter]

Did you mention the war?

 

[barnacler]

He probably mentioned that she was not on the side of the wiener, so they were at Lagerheads.

 

[kherg007]

No need to go off in a schnitzel...

 

[Butler1000]

Did you mention the war?

I was too busy getting a peace of her......

 

[red]

I was too busy getting a peace of her......

Did you sputnik all over her?