Smart Mercedes Test Drive

[akizagor]

All this talk about nice course layouts got me wanting to go a round myself. I had my clubs and bag with me – I never go anywhere without them – and I had been deadly with my putter lately, so I headed for the Kitchener Highlands looking for a satisfying and challenging layout. However, I realized that my back had been bothering me and my doctor had advised me to cut down on my swing with avoid back troubles.

While looking for venues, I remembered the article in this morning’s Sun about the new Mercedes Smart car. I decided to spend my time test-driving this sleek sub-compact model. It was lovely, red in colour, with smooth slight curves. The headlights were the cutest, smallest I’ve seen in a long time, with large prominent bulbs that protruded proudly and really stood out when I flipped the switch. Handling was great, very responsive and road hugging. I tried various maneuvers to test its road-worthiness and it passed with flying colours.

I’ll never look at a “No Right on Red� sign the same. I’d say you can’t do wrong on Red!

 

[brat_man_7]

All this talk about nice course layouts got me wanting to go a round myself. I had my clubs and bag with me – I never go anywhere without them – and I had been deadly with my putter lately, so I headed for the Kitchener Highlands looking for a satisfying and challenging layout. However, I realized that my back had been bothering me and my doctor had advised me to cut down on my swing with avoid back troubles.

While looking for venues, I remembered the article in this morning’s Sun about the new Mercedes Smart car. I decided to spend my time test-driving this sleek sub-compact model. It was lovely, red in colour, with smooth slight curves. The headlights were the cutest, smallest I’ve seen in a long time, with large prominent bulbs that protruded proudly and really stood out when I flipped the switch. Handling was great, very responsive and road hugging. I tried various maneuvers to test its road-worthiness and it passed with flying colours.

I’ll never look at a “No Right on Red� sign the same. I’d say you

an’t do wrong on Red!

You can't be serious!

 

[GENTLEMAN_Wloo]

Bratman, I believe akizagor is referring to Mercedes of Edens.... I have also gone for the same test drive and can say that the handling, curves and ride was excellent!

G_W

 

[brat_man_7]

Bratman, I believe akizagor is referring to Mercedes of Edens.... I have also gone for the same test drive and can say that the handling, curves and ride was excellent!

G_W

Ok. That's better. Thanks Gentleman. I was worried for a minute. I will have to try a test drive myself. Also heard good things about Ginger.


Cheers

 

[ceo8888ca]

Hey, Brat_man_7...

I will have to try a test drive myself. Also heard good things about Ginger.

Does that mean you are going to write about your comfortable stay at the Ginger-bread House afterwards?

We Terbites at KW are so creative these days, we never know what to expect from posters any more...

BTW, Akizagor did a great job on the test drive review.

I once test drove a Montanna at Sabrina's Garage myself but decided not to post a review afterwards.. Oh well..someone has to do it (a test drive review) first!

 

[akizagor]

Re: Hey, Brat_man_7...

I once test drove a Montanna at Sabrina's Garage myself but decided not to post a review afterwards.. Oh well..someone has to do it (a test drive review) first!

There are definitely no Montana's on Mercedes!

However, despite the lack of mountains, there were a lot of tremors that went on an on until finally there was a volcanic explosion.

(That was her! I enjoyed myself too!)

 

[calloway]

I'll have to sleep on this one... Mercedes is a very special woman and she deserves a tribute all to her own.

 

[ceo8888ca]

Confused...

There are definitely no Montana's on Mercedes!

I have no idea what you are talking about ! I was referring to other model over at another garage but you seemed to suggest a "simultaneous duo model evaluation" of sorts...

Unless you want to say one is far superior to the other ?

 

[brat_man_7]

Do any of these models come topless? I mean convertible.


Cheers

 

[mercedes]

Thank-you so much! I'm turning multiple shades of red as we speak! I'll have to be careful that these wonderful revues don't go to my head, and inflate my ego! No danger of that, I assure you...

Mercedes

 

[calloway]

Mercedes - Redheaded Passion

This young redhead has shaken the KW marketplace with her sleek and finely tuned body. Not only does Mercedes have the looks… but she’s also an exhilarating drive.

Controls are all easy to use and work as effectively and as satisfyingly as you would expect of a redhead with a petite and delicate body. There’s not a lot of room for most clients to wiggle, as her cockpit is pretty tight. They also won't complain about her sound levels… as Mercedes purrs when brought to a maximum speed.

Her body is very secure and safe to drive, with an excellent ride quality from the supple suspension. She grips well in corners and quickly responds to sudden or fast gear changes. Mercedes is made of impeccable construction with silky smooth six-cylinder engines and her insatiable freckled body.

High quality materials and attention to ergonomics creates a feel-good factor… even when you're stuck in a momentary back spasm. Some drivers may find her two front seat cushions too small, but they are soft, sensitive and a pleasure to nibble on.

Mercedes aims to keep the driver relaxed and alert at the start by offering a very sensual massage, which can be climate controlled to warm your derriere. As outlined in her manual, the proper safety and security equipment is reassuringly taken care and provided.

Mercedes offers numerous adjustments to her driving position. While far from a standard accessory, I usually position her long beautiful legs well above her head, which allows for various gear changes and maximum thrust.

She is clearly a sturdy, yet reasonably priced sporty drive with oodles of energy. Although it is not a factory defect, Mercedes has been known to have a few radiator problems when her engine temperature heats up too much. But it's never been a problem for me… I just roll her over to the side and help release the intense pressure.

In closing, I’ve taken Mercedes out for a number of test drives and have always been very satisfied. Just remember to stop by the Eden’s dealership before your visit and ask for the complimentary big pillows. They’ll come in handy protecting her head from any damage caused by the headboard.

 

[akizagor]

Re: Confused...

I have no idea what you are talking about ! I was referring to other model over at another garage but you seemed to suggest a "simultaneous duo model evaluation" of sorts...

Unless you want to say one is far superior to the other ?

Montana means "mountain". Mercedes is greatly appreciated by itty-bittie lovers like myself.

 

[akizagor]

Re: Mercedes - Redheaded Passion

Just remember to stop by the Eden’s dealership before your visit and ask for the complimentary big pillows. They’ll come in handy protecting her head from any damage caused by the headboard.

Speaking of damage, I had problems explaining the damage on me to the wifey! But it was definitely worth it!

 

[calloway]

Re: Re: Mercedes - Redheaded Passion

Speaking of damage, I had problems explaining the damage on me...

We both obviously agree that Mercedes can turn from a shy and quiet young woman into a wild and out of control redheaded nympette. But how did you hurt your head on the headboard? Sounds like she pulled a little role reversal and used her strap-on with your asset...

 

[akizagor]

My damage was not a hurt head on the headboard. My lower lip is still a bit swollen and sore, three days later!

 

[calloway]

Akizagor... if you lower lip is still swollen... I can only imagine how swollen Mercedes lips must be.

What am I talking about? I know exactly how puffy her lips are...

 

[akizagor]

There's a LOT of room under the hood, for sure!

BTW, I doubt that this model has 5 kph crash-proof extremities!

 

[calloway]

A number of you have PM'd me asking how "flexible" Mercedes is. This link should help...

http://www.cl-studio.com/fhg/005/index.php?PA=627192

If you type in another number in the "005" link area... there are about 25-30 other flexible ladies to study. To date... Mercedes and I have tried about 90% of those positional pics. No helicopter yet though CEO. I'm saving that for my favourite dancer... the one with the black handkerchief.

 

[calloway]

Mercedes and I tried another few positions earlier this week and her amazing flexibility continues to amaze me. She's the only SP that I'm aware of that can put her knees behind her back... in this position of course. http://www.cl-studio.com/fhg/018/008.jpg

Wow... Alana... Mercedes and Red Jenna in one week. And to think there are (were) some posters that thought our KW marketplace sucked.