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I once read

in a National Lampoon book, in a section for women only (OK I wasn't supposed to read that section, but I was a bad boy then), that the average length (erect) is 2 1/2 inches with the thickness of a pencil.

I have shown this book to all the women I have slept with. Then they see me and :eek:
 
I'm 5.9853" fully erect in case anyone is curious.
Not sure where to measure the circumference.
 
PHNINE said:
This is a photo of A-Rod, and the kids are not shocked at its size but they are shocked that there is nothing there...
Click to expand...

I have just reported PHNINE to Canada Customs. When he tries to re-enter the country he is fucked ;)
 
I always get asked the same questions...

1) "Does size matter?" Three words. "Yes it does." No small ones please!!

2) "Is bigger better?" Depends on how big. I have a pussy, not a parking lot!!! I don't need a GIGANTIC cock you know? For what? To look at but can't f*ck. What good is it if I can't get it in me?
 
and i thought part of the fun was trying to make it fit.

i've been using the wrong approach all along.
 
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