Simple Request

[wangbang]

just try and be gentlemanly when asking for it.

I just ask "do you do this" and include a link to a movie on pornhub and say something like "see 10:39".

Usually I send about 5-6 links per email.

 

[Terminator2000]

he's not ordering anything. He just
hangs around, browsing the menu, asking obvious questions, and generally annoying others.

we aint talkin about pizza here, but guessing you must order the same old bargain baloney pizza.

i order lots of pizza, what you talking about?

and theyre not always the same pizza. sometimes i switch up the toppings

 

[harryass]

i order lots of pizza, what you talking about?

and theyre not always the same pizza. sometimes i switch up the toppings

baloney on baloney is not switch up in toppings

 

[Terminator2000]

baloney on baloney is not switch up in toppings

pizza is not cheap you know?

the menu of toppings can be expensive.

 

[nobody123]

pizza is not cheap you know?

the menu of toppings can be expensive.

Yeah, but have you ever fucked a pizza? Because the metaphor falls short until you do. And remember the internet rule: pics or it didn't happen.

 

[ValeriaBeleza]

Honest question for the ladies: If a hobbyist has certain peccadillos or fetishes he would like to indulge, what can he do? I don't want to be an asshole and I don't want to offend anyone I'm hoping to spend nekkid funtimes with (even if I do pay for it), but I also want to know if you're cool with me bringing the clown nose and seltzer bottle. So what should I do?

Send a tease story or scenario...i think you can say the same thing in many ways without being necessarily explicit, let your imagination run. I love more those inquiries than the lists.