Simcoe Health Centre, Oshawa 905-723-4187
492 Simcoe St. South (north of 401) at side door, 2nd Floor
This spa has been around about a year now. It is one of those Eastern European places which features Russian, Ukrainian and Polish attendants.
Located at 492 Simcoe Street South, north of the 401, between Excuses nightclub and a church. It is north of the 401 about two blocks and located on the west side of the street. There is plenty of free parking in the back.
There are a number of ATMs located nearby. TD/Canada Trust has a terminal located next to the Swiss Chalet, or you can continue further north on Simcoe to where CIBC has several terminals.
Rates are $40 for 30 minutes, $70 for an hour. They feature three rooms and a communal shower. The rooms are adequate, but they are not properly cleaned beyond changing the linen and vacuuming the carpet. One of the doors had baby powder on it for months. I also found the tables a little narrow. The shower stall is a little small, and you need to be careful or you can get scalded if someone flushes the toilet in another room. There may not be a lot of hot water if they have been doing laundry.
Over the last year I saw a variety of attendants, young and old. Most of the younger girls did not stay. Of note were Margaret, Catherine and Joulia. Joulia was the most like a GFE. Tips were standard.
This review would not be complete unless I related an experience that I had there last April. It was about 6 pm and I stopped in for a quick massage. There were two young Russian girls (19 or 18 years old) working, a tall thin (I mean like model thin! Naked, her rib cage was clearly visible, although she wasn’t anorexic or anything) blond, and a shorter brunette named Eliya (spelling maybe wrong). I had seen the blond before and found her to be rushed. She didn’t take directions well, was in a hurry and the finish wasn’t all that great.
I had also seen Eliya before, and found her to be a much friendlier, less hurried girl. She had a light silky touch that was extremely sensual. I decided to see Eliya and we proceeded with the session. About 20 minutes into the session, a man entered the spa and began to question the other girl about the rates. He was loud (in my 20 years of going to spas I have never heard a customer as loud as this guy.) He wanted to know if there were any other girls working. The blond told him there was another girl, but she was busy. He then asked if he could see two girls together. She said that it could be done. He said good, he had to go and get some money and he’d be back. He then left.
At this point we were just starting to finish the massage. Eliya had me on the edge getting ready for the grand finale, when suddenly we heard the tromping of heavy feet up the stairs. A man yelled “Durham Regional Police.” Eliya and I both jumped off the table and began to dress. I never dressed so fast in my life! She pulled on her jeans and top, and I was just zipping up my pants (no underwear!) when they banged on the door and said open up. Eliya handed me my money back and I zipped and slipped on my shoes as she opened the door, and I kept my back turned to the door.
The officer, wearing a DR Police windbreaker told me to stay in the room, and he told Eliya to come out. Another man had taken the first girl into the back room and both were being questioned on who they were, ages, produce ID, how much were they paid, who owned the spa et cetera.
After five minutes of this, and having not heard anyone say the girls were under arrest, I opened the door to the room and asked if I was under arrest. Two of the officers said no. I said I’m leaving then. Eliya asked if she could speak with me. We went back in the room and had a whispered conversation. She was so scared she was shaking - I was shaking too, on the inside. She asked me for the massage fee back, but didn’t want the tip (which she had earned). She said they wanted to see the $40. I gladly gave her back the $40. I advised her that if they arrested her not to say anything, to tell them she wanted to see a lawyer and invoke her right to be silent.
I left with my underwear in my pocket, deeply shaken. In 20 years, going to spas in Victoria, Vancouver, Edmonton, Calgary, Winnipeg, the Toronto area and Ottawa, I had never had this experience. I count myself lucky that I wasn’t arrested. Even if the charges were later dropped or I beat it in court the damage would be done!
I did return but I have never been comfortable at that location since that experience.
492 Simcoe St. South (north of 401) at side door, 2nd Floor
This spa has been around about a year now. It is one of those Eastern European places which features Russian, Ukrainian and Polish attendants.
Located at 492 Simcoe Street South, north of the 401, between Excuses nightclub and a church. It is north of the 401 about two blocks and located on the west side of the street. There is plenty of free parking in the back.
There are a number of ATMs located nearby. TD/Canada Trust has a terminal located next to the Swiss Chalet, or you can continue further north on Simcoe to where CIBC has several terminals.
Rates are $40 for 30 minutes, $70 for an hour. They feature three rooms and a communal shower. The rooms are adequate, but they are not properly cleaned beyond changing the linen and vacuuming the carpet. One of the doors had baby powder on it for months. I also found the tables a little narrow. The shower stall is a little small, and you need to be careful or you can get scalded if someone flushes the toilet in another room. There may not be a lot of hot water if they have been doing laundry.
Over the last year I saw a variety of attendants, young and old. Most of the younger girls did not stay. Of note were Margaret, Catherine and Joulia. Joulia was the most like a GFE. Tips were standard.
This review would not be complete unless I related an experience that I had there last April. It was about 6 pm and I stopped in for a quick massage. There were two young Russian girls (19 or 18 years old) working, a tall thin (I mean like model thin! Naked, her rib cage was clearly visible, although she wasn’t anorexic or anything) blond, and a shorter brunette named Eliya (spelling maybe wrong). I had seen the blond before and found her to be rushed. She didn’t take directions well, was in a hurry and the finish wasn’t all that great.
I had also seen Eliya before, and found her to be a much friendlier, less hurried girl. She had a light silky touch that was extremely sensual. I decided to see Eliya and we proceeded with the session. About 20 minutes into the session, a man entered the spa and began to question the other girl about the rates. He was loud (in my 20 years of going to spas I have never heard a customer as loud as this guy.) He wanted to know if there were any other girls working. The blond told him there was another girl, but she was busy. He then asked if he could see two girls together. She said that it could be done. He said good, he had to go and get some money and he’d be back. He then left.
At this point we were just starting to finish the massage. Eliya had me on the edge getting ready for the grand finale, when suddenly we heard the tromping of heavy feet up the stairs. A man yelled “Durham Regional Police.” Eliya and I both jumped off the table and began to dress. I never dressed so fast in my life! She pulled on her jeans and top, and I was just zipping up my pants (no underwear!) when they banged on the door and said open up. Eliya handed me my money back and I zipped and slipped on my shoes as she opened the door, and I kept my back turned to the door.
The officer, wearing a DR Police windbreaker told me to stay in the room, and he told Eliya to come out. Another man had taken the first girl into the back room and both were being questioned on who they were, ages, produce ID, how much were they paid, who owned the spa et cetera.
After five minutes of this, and having not heard anyone say the girls were under arrest, I opened the door to the room and asked if I was under arrest. Two of the officers said no. I said I’m leaving then. Eliya asked if she could speak with me. We went back in the room and had a whispered conversation. She was so scared she was shaking - I was shaking too, on the inside. She asked me for the massage fee back, but didn’t want the tip (which she had earned). She said they wanted to see the $40. I gladly gave her back the $40. I advised her that if they arrested her not to say anything, to tell them she wanted to see a lawyer and invoke her right to be silent.
I left with my underwear in my pocket, deeply shaken. In 20 years, going to spas in Victoria, Vancouver, Edmonton, Calgary, Winnipeg, the Toronto area and Ottawa, I had never had this experience. I count myself lucky that I wasn’t arrested. Even if the charges were later dropped or I beat it in court the damage would be done!
I did return but I have never been comfortable at that location since that experience.
