Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Jack Benny's underwear.
Not too big, and not too small,
Just the size of Montreal.
Who's there?
Jack Benny's underwear.
Not too big, and not too small,
Just the size of Montreal.
Silly Songs of Youth Past
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There's a Jap in the grass,
with a bullet up his ass,
pull it out, pull it out,
like a boy scout.
with a bullet up his ass,
pull it out, pull it out,
like a boy scout.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Contipasted hippo butts,
Masticated monkey nuts.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon!
(fond memories of summer camp)
Contipasted hippo butts,
Masticated monkey nuts.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon!
(fond memories of summer camp)
I knew this one asGreat green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Contipasted hippo butts,
Masticated monkey nuts.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon!
(fond memories of summer camp)
Great green gobs of greasy, grimey gopher guts,
mutilated monkey meat,
dirty, turdy birdy's feet,
french fried eyeballs, chewed up parakeet,
And I forgot my spoon.
* * *
The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
The children were retarded,
The Addams Family.
Kindergarten baby,
Wash your face with gravy,
Wash it off with ginger ale,
Stick your head in a garbage pail,
Kindergarten baby.
In the land of France,
Where the ladies wear no pants,
The men wear glasses,
To see the ladies' asses!
(from primary school)
No more pencils,
No more books,
No more teachers' dirty looks!
(while walking home on the last day of the primary school year)
Where the ladies wear no pants,
The men wear glasses,
To see the ladies' asses!
(from primary school)
No more pencils,
No more books,
No more teachers' dirty looks!
(while walking home on the last day of the primary school year)
Enee, meenee, miney, moe
Catch a nigger by the toe
If he hollers, let him go
Enee, meenee, miney, moe
A song we sang when we were choosing when I was very young (~5-6yr) - I had no idea what 'nigger' meant and when finally I did - I was extremely embarrassed. Now I have a healthy hatred of the term even when rappers use it.
Catch a nigger by the toe
If he hollers, let him go
Enee, meenee, miney, moe
A song we sang when we were choosing when I was very young (~5-6yr) - I had no idea what 'nigger' meant and when finally I did - I was extremely embarrassed. Now I have a healthy hatred of the term even when rappers use it.
Tar-ar-a-boom-di-ay,
I laid a broad today.
I laid her on the couch,
But all she said was ouch.
Then to my great surprise,
Her gut began to rise,
Her father jumped for joy,
It was a baby boy!
I laid a broad today.
I laid her on the couch,
But all she said was ouch.
Then to my great surprise,
Her gut began to rise,
Her father jumped for joy,
It was a baby boy!
Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I live in a garbage can,
I like to go swimming with bare naked women,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I live in a garbage can,
I like to go swimming with bare naked women,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
In the Land of Oz
Where the ladies where no bras
And the men wear bikinis
To show their big fat weenies.
Where the ladies where no bras
And the men wear bikinis
To show their big fat weenies.
Dildo Dawn, what's that mechanism you got on;
could it be a porcelain penis from days gone by;
and did I hear you grunt, as you shoved it up your cunt;
to take you to that big orgasm in the sky...
could it be a porcelain penis from days gone by;
and did I hear you grunt, as you shoved it up your cunt;
to take you to that big orgasm in the sky...
Picture a miner, all dressed in red,
Slipped down a mineshaft, bashed in his head,
Blood on the shovel, blood on the pick,
Great big globs of blood all around.
Slipped down a mineshaft, bashed in his head,
Blood on the shovel, blood on the pick,
Great big globs of blood all around.
Show my age but I only remember the first two lines:
It's Howdy Doody time,
The show's not worth a dime....
It's Howdy Doody time,
The show's not worth a dime....
