Sign Language With An SP That Can't Speak English

[Greekster]

Ok, this one must become a chapter for the client's bible (where can I find a copy by the way?). When your SP can't speak proper English, what action/jesture should you do to tell her that you want:
1. Anal sex
2. Bareback Blowjob
3. Deepthroat
4. Cum in the mouth
5. Cum in the mouth and swallow
6. Cum on her face
7. Chaning her body to a specific position
8. Any others?

And please don't say: just do it! Usually, her body position is not correct at that moment, so you have to let her know what you want first. Besides, you don't know if it is on her menu so you have to ask. I've had this problem before and often couldn't get what I wanted because she couldn't understand me. Once I had to cancel a session before it began for this very reason.

 

[Scorpion King]

1. Anal sex
2. Bareback Blowjob
3. Deepthroat
4. Cum in the mouth
5. Cum in the mouth and swallow
6. Cum on her face
7. Chaning her body to a specific position
8. Any others?

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Hey Greekster...

Firstly, if you start the session knowing the girl cant speak English, then, IMO, it's your own loss if things dont work out as planned - in the context of the services you're inquiring about anyway. But, to answer your question more directly, I will assume you mean to say that - you wanna know before you start. I was at a session last nite where the girl spoke very little english, and I was doing the sign language thing too... At one point, I had to just keep smacking my cock on her face, cuz she was doing a lazy ass job and I wanted her to pick up the slack. That's another story though...

IMPORTANT: always bring a watch or make sure you both understand the time and how long your staying... BEFORE handing over the dough. Almost got tricked on that one last nite.

Anyways, here's my approach...

1. Anal Sex - squeeze her ass, turn her around and aim your cock right at her asshole. Then look at her wide eyed and nod/ask yes??? yess??? (everyone should at least understand 'yes' or 'no'). If she still appears confused, try pushing your finger up her asshole... then use your other hand to grab your crotch - and keep asking/nodding 'yes'... 'yes'. Repeat until you can see that she understands.

2 & 3. This one will definitely require you to use sign language... and you might feel VERY gay doing it... but what works for me is the ole fist pump in front of my face with the tongue poking in the cheek. Hold the condom in the other had and say... condom 'no'.. then go back to the fake cocksucking motion. As with 1, repeat until you can see she gets it.

4, 5 & 6 - Yep... you guesed it, more sign language... and more of that 'gay' pretend cocksucking action too. Then say the words 'cummie'... 'cummie'... then rub one hand all over your face - slowly - and make mmmmmmm sounds... follow this with some swallowing actions/noises. This one is a little more difficult... Repeat until your satisfied you're on the same page

7. Just do it... take control and just do it. There is usually little resistance with this one. I think you're okay 'just doing it' for number 7. Anal is the exception here of course. Not advisable (i.e. during doggy) to just pull your cock out and ram it up her poop shute without a heads-up. Possible exception?? If you've been fingering her asshole and already have it lubed up, then she might not mind as much.

8. Practice in front of your mirror at home!! If anyone sees you, just tell them you joined 'charades' club... and you have an important match coming up that you're preparing for - afraid I cant help you to explain the pretend cocksucking motion to whoever busts you.

That's all I can think of for now... besides, my boss is calling me back to work... I think I can hear his footsteps approaching

(SK quickly closes browser window and scatters some papers across his desk).

SK.

 

[MarkII]

This ought to be made into a movie.

Great script concept!

M2

 

[Greekster]

SK, for the first time you got me laughing with tears coming out!
But seriously, what if she doesn't know what "cummie" means? How the hell do you sign language cum?! Also, you answered 2 (I think), but you didn't answer 3 (deep throat). Don't tell me I should deep throat my own finger!

 

[LancsLad]

Bring some flashcards with diagrams.

Hey, I told you that idea in confidence.

 

[Scorpion King]

SK, for the first time you got me laughing with tears coming out!
But seriously, what if she doesn't know what "cummie" means? How the hell do you sign language cum?! Also, you answered 2 (I think), but you didn't answer 3 (deep throat). Don't tell me I should deep throat my own finger!

I'm glad I could make you laugh!!!

On a more serious note (NOT),... most of the non-English speaking girls I've seen ALL understand the word cum... try it out... and you'll see!!! To me, certain words are universal in this biz - unless the girl is a total rookie - i.e. cum, fuck, money, time. It probably WOULD take a championship calibre charades player to get her to guess 'cumshot on face', 'swallow my load', etc, etc.

The furthest I've got with the sign language game is 'suckie, suckie - no condom', lickie - pussy, and 'fuckie (usually shouted with my 'outside voice' while trying to ream their tiny little holes). Never had a problem working out 'time', 'cumming now', to name a few more... off the top of my head.

With all that said it's slim odds that you'll ever sign 'I wanna fuck you in the ass, shove it down your throat, and then cum on your face' - without burning up all the time that you've paid for. You'll probably be lucky to get as far as the assfucking - without an interpretor standing at the bedside. SB's suggestion to bring flashcards might be the best choice after all. Though my suggestions might seem funny when you're reading it here... I think his suggestion is the most effective (finally found some use for that kama sutra book buried in my bedroom closet - thanks Strongbeau).

If you do manage to figure it all out, let me know... then maybe you can tag along on one of my visits to my favourite asian incall and you can sign "stop whining that his cock is too big or give him his fucking money back".

Good luck...

SK.

 

[newbler]

you get what you pay for, lol

 

[Damondean]

Just bring some pix of the action you want . . or bring a porn DVD and follow the action there. Or, bring your SO along to show her )

 

[popsiclepete]

Bring a popsicle, donut (uneaten and make sure the hole in the donut can accomodate the popsicle), a barbie doll and some mayo ...Voila! you have all the tools for every scenario, but make sure she has air conditioning or youll have to do things quick before the popsicle melts.